Definitely a product of our public education system, soon to be flipping burgers
A 15-year-old Longs girl was charged as a juvenile with six charges that included perjury after she gave police several fake names and identification at a Myrtle Beach area club, according to a police report.
The teen flagged an officer down at 11:35 p.m. Saturday outside Club Exception at Ocean Boulevard and Eighth Avenue North because a bouncer would not let her back inside the club and had taken her identification because it was fake, police said.
The officer took the identification and determined it to be fake and found the girl inside Club Myst at 708 North Ocean Blvd., according to the report. The girl gave police a fake name and several fake birth dates before police said she was being arrested. She tried to run away, but she tripped and fell over a speed bump.
And, yeah, she was also drunk, and now has many charges pending, so the flipping burgers gig will probably occur during a stay in a juvenile detention facility.
