Monthly Archives: January 2009

Today’s Humor: A Barry Email That Doesn’t Ask For Money

I think I actually just deleted the email in question from my Crackberry. LA Times: Breaking: Obama sends national e-mail with NO plea for money! This is no Friday joke. Word has just been received at The Ticket that President-elect Barack Obama sent out an actual e-mail today without asking for more money from tired […]

Mayor Of Baltimore, Obama Supporter, Indicted

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you! And, yup, you guessed it, that “D” word is missing from this local story ABC2NEWS.COM has just confirmed that Mayor Sheila Dixon has been indicted. She faces 12 charges, in connection with an investigation into bribery scandal.  Among them, perjury, theft, fraudulent misappropriation by a fiduciary and misconduct in […]

Just When You Thought PETA Couldn’t Get Any Dumber..

they go and prove you wrong A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as “sea kittens” in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition. Outspoken animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is using the “sea kitten” name as part of its push to restrict fishing. “Nobody would […]

New Study: Most White People Are Racists

You just may be more racist then you thought, you racist bastiches! Would you get upset if you witnessed an act of racism? A new study published Thursday in the journal Science suggests many people unconsciously harbor racist attitudes, even though they see themselves as tolerant and egalitarian. “This study, and a lot of research […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: UN, CNN Make Israel Out To Be The Bad Guy

Surrendie would have much preferred covering the Jimmy Carter (hearts) Hamas story from yesterday, but, the United Nations’ and CNN’s pro-Hamas stance works, too: Israel brushes off U.N. cease-fire resolution Israel continued its offensive in Gaza on Friday, hitting more than 50 targets, despite the U.N. Security Council’s call for an immediate cease-fire. Prime Minister […]

ACLU Critters Sue North Carolina School Over Recruiters

Gotta love them NORTH WILKESBORO, N.C. (AP) — The American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit against a rural North Carolina school system that barred a peace activist from talking to high school students about alternatives to joining the military. The lawsuit, filed Monday, says the Wilkes County school district and its superintendent violated […]

French TV Slightly Better Then AP, Reuters, NY Times, Et All

Why? Because French public television network France 2 on Tuesday revealed they had aired photographs that allegedly showed destruction caused by the Israel Air Force during Operation Cast Lead, which were in fact taken during a different incident in 2005, one in which Gaza civilians were killed by an explosion caused by militants in the […]

Jimmy Carter Chimes In: Gaza War Unnecessary, And, Oh, Israels Fault

The Worst President Ever has a column up at the Washington Post which even pigeons won’t poop on, essentially finding that it is Israel at complete fault. Go figure. He starts off with a little background on how only 3 people have been killed by the Hamas rockets, but, the people have been terrified and […]

Know Who Else Needs A Bailout? The P0rn Industry

Just when you thought the bailout insanity couldn’t get more insane…..P0rn industry seeks federal bailout Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the […]

Synagogue Burned, Anti-Jewish Assaults Soar

France? Germany? Egypt? Nope The number of anti-Semitic attacks in London has risen sharply following Israel’s land assault on Gaza, Jewish community groups said today. Their leaders have compiled a dossier of attacks against Jews which will be handed to seniors officers in the Metropolitan police. The attacks include claims of: An attempt to burn […]

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