Daily Archives: February 28, 2009

Otters Now Part Of Government Surveillance

February 28, 2009 – 7:19 pm

click it to make it big. Seriously, what are we teaching the animal world? :D Photographer Enrique Aguirre took this photo of an otter holding a video camera which it is assumed, found the camera at the bottom of the ocean…..or did it!?! (found at Kontraband (probably NSFW)) Hmm, Fancy Zoom doesn’t seem to be […]

By William Teach Posted in Like, Gnarly, Dude Comments Off on Otters Now Part Of Government Surveillance

AGW Today: Now Toilet Paper Is Bad

February 28, 2009 – 12:11 pm

All you tender bottomed folks listen up: you are destroying Gaia! The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country’s love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public’s insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they […]

By William Teach Posted in Global Warming 1 Comment

Here Come The Tax Hikes

February 28, 2009 – 9:27 am

Soak the rich and trickle it down to the middle class and poor. Jake Tapper digs in to the Porkulus bill, and gives us these wonderful new taxes 1) On people making more than $250,000. $338 billion – Bush tax cuts expire $179 billlion – eliminate itemized deduction $118 billion – capital gains tax hike […]

By William Teach Posted in Barry Obama, Current Affairs, Dems in Charge: Now What?, Energy 3 Comments

U.N. Bluehats In Standoff In Cyprus

February 28, 2009 – 9:15 am

Just so you know where your tax dollars are going and what they are doing with them U.N. peacekeepers have upset traditional wild asparagus harvesters on the ethnically divided island of Cyprus by preventing them from entering a buffer zone to gather the tasty shoots. U.N. soldiers, restricting access to the buffer zone which splits […]

By William Teach Posted in Humor, UN 2 Comments
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