Aaar, can ye believe I almost forgot what the day be? After years and years of pirate themed websites, I could almost keelhaul meself for aye on forgettin! Swab the desk, ye scabrous seadogs, and party like only one of the brethren can!

Aaar, can ye believe I almost forgot what the day be? After years and years of pirate themed websites, I could almost keelhaul meself for aye on forgettin! Swab the desk, ye scabrous seadogs, and party like only one of the brethren can!
If the ocean were whiskey

Wi’ me bein’ a sailor,
I’d dive to the bottom
And drink me way up!
That is awesome, Irontomflint! Now, we need to make that into a long drinking song :)
WELL, SHIVER ME TIMBERS…