Heartache! Scarlett Johansson Goes Full Blown Climate Alarmist

November 23, 2010 – 2:34 pm

Sigh

Add Scarlett Johansson to the growing list of celeb-vocates. The actress is focusing her attention on environmental justice for the world’s poor.

Through Oxfam Global Ambassadors, Johansson will join such other notables as Gael García Bernal and Djimon Hounsou “to call on international negotiators to protect the world’s poor from climate catastrophe at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Cancun, Mexico starting next week,” according to a release.

Here’s an idea, Scarlett: your net worth is at least $45 million dollars. You were paid $400,000 to do Iron Man 2. That’s quite a bit of moola YOU could use to help the world’s poor. Put your money where your mouth is, honey!

Animated Scarlett after the jump

Hah! Top that, RS McCain! Oh, and I see that Yankee Phil posting the hotties and pornstars Charlie Sheen has dated.

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6 Responses to “Heartache! Scarlett Johansson Goes Full Blown Climate Alarmist”

  1. david7134 says:
    November 23, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    I have noticed an inverse relationship between IQ and breast size.

  2. William Teach says:
    November 23, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    🙂 🙂 🙂

    There also seems to be one along the lines of how great one believes in globull warming and how little change they make in their own lives.

  3. gitarcarver says:
    November 23, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    There seems to be a further relationship when one is 1) making money off the globull warming scare and 2) trying to get elected by using it to buy votes:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AL3CN20101122

  4. William Teach says:
    November 23, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    The one thing that seems to be missing is the link between the notion of anthropogenic global warming and actual science.

  5. John Ryan says:
    November 25, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    OH SNAP and that wacko Pope fellow, he is going full blown alarmist too !! Better round up the Klan again this time to defeat them pointy headed climate changer scientist guys. http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/guestvoices/2010/02/the_pope_vs_climate_change_deniers.html
    And your estimate of hew pay for Iron Man was off by an order of magnitude. Teach ZEROS are important, especially in science.

  6. gitarcarver says:
    November 25, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    Oh Ryan, you are such the fool.

    First you show your hatred and religious bigotry.

    Then you try and muscle up on what you want to claim is a “science” error which you claim is “off by an order of magnitude.”

    Only problem is, Ryan, that Teach got the salary right:

    http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=12854

    Sucks to be you, pal.

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