Rule 5: All Hail Miss America 2011, Teresa Scanlan

January 16, 2011 – 2:35 pm

Is it wrong to offer up some rule 5 when the new Miss America is only 17? Or, am I going to Hell?

Quite a few more bikini photos of the pageant here.

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10 Responses to “Rule 5: All Hail Miss America 2011, Teresa Scanlan”

  1. Bob Belvedere says:
    January 16, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    Finally! A winner that doesn’t look malnourished and muscular!

    All us Rule Fivers are going to Hell, so don’t worry.

  2. William Teach says:
    January 16, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    ROTFLOL!

  3. captainfish says:
    January 17, 2011 at 12:24 am

    she’s and awfully developed girl for 17.

    But then, I guess our society is all about sexing up younger and younger girls. I had thought there was an age limit to entry… like 19 or 20.

  4. Kevin says:
    January 17, 2011 at 1:33 am

    We like to whore them young here in America. They do this with kids too. I don’t know what they are called, but I think it is in Texas. They have 6 – 10 year old girls dressing up like models, in swimsuits, etc… It is really gross that any parent would be okay with that. I would never let my girl do that. When she is 18, she can do what she wants, but I am not guiding her down that path.

  5. captainfish says:
    January 17, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Hey Kevin,
    Unfortunately, that is all over. I bet you that many of those young ladies in the Miss America pageant had started off that way as well.

    I think we need to do away with them. I just don’t understand why we as a society have become ok with it. The sexualization of kids is rampant even in teen magazines……

    Signs of our societal destruction: blatant sexualization of our children, constant tearing down of marriage in media, constant tearing down of parental rights in media, destruction of the meaning and validity of marriage, increase of gov’t as replacement of parent’s and personal responsibility, near elimination of personal rights and liberties such as freedom of speech.

  6. Kevin says:
    January 17, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    It’s sad really. I hate that my daughter has to grow up in this world and deal with everything that is going on. In a lot of ways liberals and conservatives have the same complaints, it is just in the way we think the issues need to be solved that causes problems.

    For instance, the liberal sees a shooting and wants to get rid of the guns, the conservative feels the world would be less safe without guns and that we need more of them. I’m not saying everyone feels that way, I’m just trying to show how we have the same problems with completely different solutions.

  7. Stix says:
    January 17, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Damn, I feel like an perverted old man now. Thanks

  8. John Ryan says:
    January 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    christians always seem conflicted over sex, with the result being sexual repression

  9. captainfish says:
    January 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    So, Johnny is not only a racist bigot, but he is a sexual pervert too.

  10. William Teach says:
    January 18, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Good lord, John, are you this depressing in person?

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