If All You See…

May 21, 2011 – 1:00 pm

…is evil beer releasing pollutant CO2 into the atmosphere, you might be a Warmist

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9 Responses to “If All You See…”

  1. gitarcarver says:
    May 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Most of the time researching for posts, writing posts and checking “sources” takes a lot of time.

    Why do I think that finding images for your “You Might Be a Warmist…” series is research that you enjoy?

    Alot?

  2. proof says:
    May 21, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    That there might just be the perfect woman! I’ll risk the CO2

  3. William Teach says:
    May 21, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    It’s hard work, but, Someone’s gotta do it!

    She’s perfect if cooking steaks :)

    Feminists are going to be unhappy with those comments

  4. captainfish says:
    May 21, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Shame on you guys. JUST SHAME.
    I can’t believe you all.
    OMG. You guys are just HORRIBLE!!!

    Can’t you see the obvious BBW grill in the background. It’s PAINFULLY obvious that she will be conducting the evil and soon-to-be “grilling” procedure that is nearly banned in all EU countries and San Fran.

    And what is worse….. This woman who is holding CO2 producing unnecessary beverages, will more than likely be infusing dead cow flesh with the CO and CO2 and other toxic chemical vapors and brain-damaging particulates when she places the “High-Eco-Impact” cow flesh upon said grill.

    MY GOD!!! How much CO2 was released to just place that gutted beef shank in one of her hands and the extra-CO2-produced COLD beers in the other?!?

    Shame. Just a earth-crying shame!!!

  5. William Teach says:
    May 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Hmm, you’ve given me a few more ideas for photos.

  6. PatriotUSA says:
    May 22, 2011 at 6:32 am

    Excellent job, CaptainFish!! Any way any of us can inspire and give ideas to Teach for the Warmist post is like almost batting
    .1000.

    This exactly what i did yesterday. I ‘Qued up some fresh chicken breast in my own marinade. I don’t care that it was only 45 degeres out(damn the global warming). I also upped the CO2 and particultae matter by adding a chunks of mesqute(sp?) on top of the flavorizing racks on my made In USA Webber grill that is now 10 years old. Since it was so cool outside I bulit a fire with extra pitchy pine in our fire bowl. Sadly, I did not have an assistant like her to help me cook. Then again I may not have got any queing done if one like this lass had been about. Of course, as another option to please the feminazis, she could have just been inside, barefoot in the kitchen. Slow cooked rump roast anyone?

  7. captainfish says:
    May 22, 2011 at 11:36 am

  8. david7134 says:
    May 22, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    I tried to get my wife to dress like that. The result was another beating. Is there a safe house for men??

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