If All You See…

June 9, 2011 – 1:00 pm

…is a wonderful alternative travel method that doesn’t use fossil fuels, you might just be a Warmist

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4 Responses to “If All You See…”

  1. captainfish says:
    June 9, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    Once again you warmist Teach, you must be learnt reality.

    the clothes the wonderous beautiful babe is wearing was made using lots of petroleum products including the easily loosed buttons holding her shorts on.

    the skates she wears while looking like she is a flying angel upon the beach of heaven. Plastic and rubber are heavily comprised of petroleum.

    the assssphault she is riding upon while exercising her and toning her a*…….. body….. is nothing BUT petroleum products and rocks mined using petroleum products.

    the paint upon the petroleum filled asssssssphault to help her stay within a designated skating area so as to not bump in to unnecessary obstacles and thus bruising and damaging those lovely t**… skin cells.

    the can that held the paint that was used to spray the paint on to the petroleum filled asssssphault that is carrying the petroleum-based blades that were hauled around the ocean by petroleum-based and burning ships and made by petroleum products and production so that a wondrously blessed woman wearing petroleum-based clothing can enjoy the day out on the heavily maintained beach that is maintained by petroleum-burning machinery built out of petroleum-based metals, plastics and rubber.

    There, now go cower in the corner with your non-green non-recyclable Gaia-destroying tablet.

  2. PatriotUSA says:
    June 10, 2011 at 2:14 am

    Captain,
    You have such a way with WURDS I kin hartly a stan’ it.

    Seriously dude, I am thinking you took Teach to the woodshed here and if he cowers too low we might have to console him with lots of beer and meat, bar b que ribs I am thinking.

    Speaking of beer, I am enjoying a very fine local, limited production beer called “Panty Dropper’ from a local brew pub here. Fine stuff it is and I had to grovel and whine to get a couple of cases big time.

    Speaking of woodsheds, this fine looking lass can skate right over to my woodshed and we can remove all those nasty eco-unfriendly accoutrements together, very slowly as to not damge that perfect skin.

  3. William Teach says:
    June 10, 2011 at 7:15 am

    SOmeone say beer?

  4. captainfish says:
    June 10, 2011 at 10:26 am

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