Bad News: Someone Kidnapped TOTUS

A bit of humor

(Politico) A truck carrying President Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports.

Sources tell WWBT/NBC12 that around $200,000 of presidential equipment was stolen from a Richmond Marriott hotel location in advance of Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield, Va.

Well, that’s some good work there, Barney. How will ah Obama er possibly um speak to ah the fine folks in um, er, Chelsey, Maryland?

Could have been worse: they could have gotten the van with Obama’s golf clubs!

Others: Michelle Malkin, The Hill, Pajamas Media, Mediaite, Weasel Zippers, Riehl World View, The Caucus, Outside the Beltway, The Gateway Pundit, ABCNEWS, The Hinterland Gazette, Sipsey Street Irregulars, Hot Air and The Lonely Conservative

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3 Responses to “Bad News: Someone Kidnapped TOTUS”

  1. Trish says:

    Bwahhahahahahaha….It’s an October surprise meant to cripple his campaign. But they ought to have waited for Next year…he’ll build another one and it will be even more evil than the first…

    Ever go the blog for TOTUS? Or BOTUS (his Blackberry) They were pretty funny early on…

  2. I haven’t been there for awhile. I wonder if TOTUS will be ransomed?

  3. Trish says:

    Ransom…good one! And how much would they pay? Does it have memory? As in, “if only that TOTUS could talk”? Would be worth millions!!!!

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