…they know where all the best parties are
(CBS News) Boxford, Massachusetts is a quiet suburban town of about 8,000 people north of Boston – not exactly a one-horse town – maybe more of a “six cow town.”
That’s how many cattle crashed a backyard party Sunday night and started drinking the beer, police said, according to CBS Boston.
The cows came, bullied, and drank. According to the owner of the cows when he showed up to corral them, they “really didn’t want to leave.
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Figures that Michelle Obama and her entourage would crash a party and steal other people’s beer.
(Yeah, that is a cheap shot but meant as a joke.)
Ok. I’m confused. Cows, which are some of the most brain-dead animals on Earth – at least when compared to the illustrious Dodo birds – were smart enough to overpower party goers and drink their beer?
Can I hire them next time my neighbors hold a noisy ruckus party that lasts way too long in to the night?
They may be braindead, but, they always know where the best parties are.