We now have the ultimate proof that Romney’s a racist
(Washington Times) The Romneys sat down with hosts Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan in an interview scheduled to air Tuesday that covered more typical topics — Mr. Romney’s plans for reducing unemployment and jump-starting the economy, along with his positions on gun control and health care.
But the chat took a fun-loving turn when Miss Ripa and Mr. Strahan decided the Romneys should participate in a special “Romney Rapid-Fire Round.†“If you think a political debate is tough, just buckle up,†Miss Ripa warned.
The questions got pretty personal. Asked about a “guilty pleasure,†Mr. Romney admitted to peanut butter sandwiches and chocolate milk, while Ann Romney confessed to enjoying doughnuts. When the questions turned to who would play Mitt in a movie, Mr. Romney said he’d like to see his “favorite actor,†Gene Hackman, in the role. Mr. Romney cited Mr. Hackman’s work in “The Birdcage,†where he plays Kevin Keeley, a conservative senator from Ohio whose daughter wants to marry the son of a gay couple. For the role of Ann Romney, the Republican suggested actress Michelle Pfeiffer.
Don’t forget, a Portland school principal, Dr. Verenice Gutierrez, deemed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to be raaaaacist. And, chocolate milk? Brother, don’t even go there. It’s obvious that Romney’s referring to Obama, who’s the child of a white mother and black father. How do you make chocolate milk? For liberals who probably think it comes from cows that way, you take milk, which is white, and mix in chocolate, usually some sort of syrup, and stir.
Romney is a racist. You support Romney. PB&J is racist. Highlighting that you are talking about PB&J is racist. Thus, Teach is a racist.
Who spells ‘donuts’ as “doughnuts”??
And, who doesn’t know that chocolate milk comes from the brown cows. geez.
Romney likes PB&J Sandwiches. You like Romney then you should like Sandwiches………chocolate milk……enjoying doughnuts.
And y’all know what is even worse? Eating chocolate donuts with chocolate milk and PB&J.
YOU MUST BE BANNED. YOU MUST CONFER WITH FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS FOR NOT-SO-OMINOUS REASONS THAT THEY SHALL REVEAL ONLY LATER.
THANKS TEACH. Now everyone here will be seen as co-conspirators.
Didn’t you say the other day on Twitter that you think PB&J sandwiches were awesome, and racistly referred to Obama as “Barack Obama” instead of “President Obama”? Probably while sitting in a chair discussing why they are so angry in Chicago after you’ve read the Constitution while holding down the fort.
NO NO NO NO.. that was not me. That was the evil twin that I have disavowed and disowned even before President (no firstname) (no middlename) Obama was elected.
I for one bow down and subserviently serve our mind-controlling overlords.
Bowing down is considered dog whistle racism talk. Eric Holder’s DOJ brownshirts will be around shortly.
No, wait.. no no.. that’.. no ..wait.. I didn’t..
(ding dong)
Hello? Who is….. (thunk)