Pirate's Cove

I’d forgotten about this little hashtag from Monday till I was reminded via Ace of the poem

If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care,
You wouldn’t spill all its secrets because, well, why go there.
If my vagina was a gun, you’d say what it holds is private
From cold dead hands we could pry, you surely would riot.
If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.
If my vagina was a gun, I could bypass security,
concealed carry laws would ensure I’d have impunity.
If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you,
I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.
But my vagina is not a gun, it is a mightier thing,
With a voice that rings true making lawmakers’ ears ring.
Vaginas are not delicate, they are muscular and magic,
So stop messing with mine, with legislation that’s tragic.
My vagina’s here to demand from the source,
Listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun they'd push laws restricting it to no more than 10 pubic hairs

— WilliamTeach (@WilliamTeach) July 9, 2013

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun I dare someone to Photoshop this hashtag

— WilliamTeach (@WilliamTeach) July 9, 2013

This is not really bad, but probably NSFW