Obama Wants Others To #GetCovered

February 21, 2014 – 11:03 am

Good thing there’s nothing important going on in the world right now

Says the man who only obtained Obamacare symbolically, but doesn’t actually have to use it himself. And keeps changing the law.

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2 Responses to “Obama Wants Others To #GetCovered”

  1. gitarcarver says:
    February 21, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    My decoder pen!

    All right!

    “Be it known to all that Ralph Parker is hereby appointed “a member of the Obama Twitter Feed secret circle and is entitled to all the honors and benefits occurring thereto.”

    Signed, President Barack Obama.

    Countersigned, Joe Biden!

    In ink!

    Honors and benefits. Already at the age of thirty nine.

    Come on. Let’s get on with it. I don’t need all that jazz about the Ukraine, the economy, Syria, Benghazi, and the IRS!.

    “Listen tomorrow night for the concluding adventure of ‘Liberal Talking Points.’ Now it’s time for Obama’s secret message for you members of the secret circle.

    Remember, kids, only members of Obama’s secret circle can decode Obama’s secret message.

    Remember, the President is depending on you.”

    Set your pins to B-2. Here is the message:

    12. 11. 2… “

    I am in my first secret meeting.

    “…25. 14. 11. 18. 16. 23…”

    The President was in great voice tonight.

    I could tell that tonight’s message was really important.

    “…3. 25”.

    “That’s a message from the President himself. Remember, don’t tell anyone.”

    Ninety seconds later I’m in the only room in the house. Here an American citizen can sit in privacy and decode.

    Ah! “B.” I went to the next.

    “E.” The first word is “be”!

    “S.” It was coming easier now. “U.”

    “Come on Ralphie! I gotta go!”

    “I’ll be right down, Ma!”

    Gee whiz.

    “T. O.”

    “Be sure to.” Be sure to what?

    What was Obama trying to say? Be sure to what?

    “Ralphie! Randy has got to go! Will you please come out? “

    “All right, Ma! I’ll be right out!”

    I was getting closer now.

    The tension was terrible. What was it?

    The fate of the planet may hang in the balance.

    “Ralphie! Randy’s gotta go!”

    “I’ll be right out, for crying out loud!”

    Almost there! My fingers flew.

    My mind was a steel trap.

    Every pore vibrated.

    It was almost clear.

    Yes!

    ObamaCare?

    A crummy commercial?

    Son of a bitch!

  2. William Teach says:
    February 21, 2014 at 2:51 pm

    Now that was funny. Good use of a Christmas Story.

    And true

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