Bummer: World To End Tomorrow

October 6, 2015 – 6:12 pm

Seriously, that’s just wrong. I just ordered a new remote for my car stereo (the old one is somewhat worn out), the Dodgers start their series against the Mets on Friday, and the Devils start their season off against Winnipeg on Friday, as well.

(Gizmodo)  Chris McCann, the founder of the fringe Christian group eBible Fellowship, says the world is going to end on October 7, 2015. He confidently claims that the Earth will be completely “annihilated.” Could he be right?

I bet you thought this was going to be about ‘climate change’, didn’t you? Nope.

According to McCann, God “shut the door to heaven” on May 21, 2011. And ever since, He has just been preparing to blow up our puny little planet. But that doesn’t mean McCann isn’t hedging his bets.

“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen,” McCann told The Guardian. “Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”

But, it does sound rather like what the Cult of Climastrology yammers on about, generally hedging their bets with ifs, mights, coulds, maybees, mights.

Save $10 on purchases of $49.99 & up on our Fruit Bouquets at 1800flowers.com. Promo Code: FRUIT49
If you liked my post, feel free to subscribe to my rss feeds.

This entry was written by William Teach and posted on at 6:12 pm and filed under Good Move Slick. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.
Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed

8 Responses to “Bummer: World To End Tomorrow”

  1. captainfish says:
    October 6, 2015 at 8:31 pm

    No worries, I just made my reservation for my trip to our US outpost on Pluto. I hear it’s nice and calm and cool there.

  2. john says:
    October 6, 2015 at 8:49 pm

    But you DO believe in the Magic Man in the Sky, right ?

  3. drowningpuppies says:
    October 6, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    Don’t know about the world ending but it’s getting closer.

    WORLD’S FIRST LESBIAN BISHOP CALLS FOR CHURCH TO REMOVE CROSSES, TO INSTALL MUSLIM PRAYER SPACE

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=72f_1444177095

  4. mojo says:
    October 6, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    Ok, look – first rule of organizing a “End of the World” scam is “Don’t set your end date too soon, give yourself time to raise and abscond with the idiot’s money.”

  5. Jl says:
    October 7, 2015 at 9:02 am

    This guy sounds just like the climate astrology people, except the end will be 5, 10, 20 or 30 years from now. And when it doesn’t happen, they’ll just push it further down the line.

  6. Dana says:
    October 7, 2015 at 11:50 am

    Did he specify a time zone? Because, it’s already the day after doomsday on the other side of the International Date Line.

  7. Dana says:
    October 7, 2015 at 11:53 am

    What’s really a bummer is that God closed the door to Heaven on May 21, 2011, which means that Mr McCann will be joining the rest of us in Hell.

  8. captainfish says:
    October 7, 2015 at 12:42 pm

    Dana,
    it’s a rotating form of global destruction based on the international date line. GOD-approved of course.

    And if the gates of heaven are closed… where’s all the dang zombies?

Pirate's Cove