Nutters Plan To Carry Sexy Toys On Campus To Protest Guns

October 12, 2015 – 11:12 am

Nothing like paying tens of thousands for a so-called education to learn to do this

(The Blaze) University of Texas at Austin students plan to carry dildos around campus next year in protest of recent legislation that allows concealed carry permit holders to carry their firearms to public colleges’ campuses.

According to a public Facebook event page, the students will wield their sex toys on August 24, 2016 — the first day of classes. The contentious legislation signed by Republican Gov. Greg Abbott in June is set to go into effect for the 2016 school year and allows individuals who possess a concealed carry permit to bring their firearms to campus although university presidents are able to make “reasonable” regulations.

“The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it does have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence,” the event description reads. “You would receive a citation for taking a dildo to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.”

What else is there to say but that these people are bat guano insane?

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6 Responses to “Nutters Plan To Carry Sexy Toys On Campus To Protest Guns”

  1. drowningpuppies says:
    October 12, 2015 at 11:58 am

    Support concealed carry dildos!
    Hook’em Horns!

  2. Mike says:
    October 12, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    Unless they built their dildos into a clock…

  3. john says:
    October 12, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    Texas is really pretty much of a joke. Here is a state that BANS the sale of dildos completely. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute
    Which is scarier to a Texan? a dildo or a gun?
    Texas is turning more purple each year. By 2024 Hispanics will be 40% of eligible voters there.

  4. david7134 says:
    October 12, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    John,
    Why are you and Jeff such bigots? You bemoan the fact that Texas is filling up with illegal Mexicans, then you presume to know how Mexicans vote, namely that they are stupid enough to back the Democratic party. That really does put them down.

    Now, as far as the protest, I love it when people this stupid protest. In the 60’s we always watched the women burning their bras. I could not understand why they were fulfilling our prayers and wishes.

  5. drowningpuppies says:
    October 12, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    In a discussion of dildoes, one need not go any farther than ‘tarded johnny.
    The guy’s an expert.

  6. jl says:
    October 12, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    But I think I understand where they’re coming from. If ever attacked on campus, they’ll pull out their vibrator to defend themselves and the perpetrator will die from laughing.

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