I probably shouldn’t think this is funny as it is
Surveillance video shows a would-be burglar throwing a brick in an attempt to break a window, but missing and hitting his partner instead. The suspect drags his partner away afterwards. https://t.co/VpCzoba0jw pic.twitter.com/e0jNCZs57D
— ABC News (@ABC) February 16, 2018

He hit him in the head with a brick. That might well result in the brickee having to go to the emergency room; with any luck, he will remain physically unable to pursue his chosen profession, burglary, while the bricker will wind up i
Now you see, if they would have had dads, they would know how to throw.
Wha….? Crime in Shanghai? Impossible! That’s in the People’s Republic!
Good thing the second guy throws like a girl.
Shanghai Hoodies. Great name for a rap group.