Or, bad news, if you’re into that kind of thing (via Jazz Shaw)
(NY Post) Dairy Queen has had to oddly clarify that the store’s food does not contain “human meat†after one of its South Carolina restaurants was swarmed by federal agents last week, sparking gruesome rumors online.
“At Dairy Queen, we are very proud of our 100 percent beef hamburgers,†the fast-food chain tweeted Friday. “We serve a high-quality hamburger with no additives or fillers.â€
The statement was in response to a news story published by the Index-Journal, of Greenwood, SC, reporting that someone complained about “human meat being inside a burger†at the local Dairy Queen.
As Jazz points out
As it turns out, the swarm of law enforcement descending on the restaurant (including the FBI and Homeland Security) had nothing to do with cannibalism. A couple of guys were allegedly running an illegal money transfer and/or laundering business out of the restaurant and were using a safe there to store hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash. That’s quite different than the allegations blowing up on social media.
Serendipity.
No, but the place smells like curry.