Of course, there is one little caveat
Coronavirus ‘could be spreading across the globe through farts’ claim doctors
The deadly coronavirus bug could be spreading across the globe through farts, according to doctors.
Tests carried out earlier this year have shown that the virus was present in the faeces of more than half of patients with Covid-19.
And doctors have previously warned farts contain tiny poo particles that can spread bacteria. (snip)
In his findings Dr Tagg cited tests carried out earlier this year which showed 55% of patients with SARS-CoV-2 had it present in their poo. (snip)
The doctor added that previous tests have shown farts have the power to spray talcolm powder long distances.
But
It said that farts are unlikely to transmit the virus provided pants are worn.
It warned, however, that if the infected patient was not wearing pants, and they released a large amount of gas, then someone else – if they took a close sniff at the gas – could be at risk.
Don’t sniff farts.
So, not only us old farts but any farts? That’s incredulous!
Well, that’s one more guilty pleasure off my list.
Keep a BIC handy.
Lolgf
What, you didn’t use your “he who smelt it, dealt it” illustration?
If coronavirus is present in poop, doesn’t that mean that the bovine feces of liberals is primarily responsible for this problem?
Take a look at San Fiasco and LaLaLand.
San Fiasco will keep the bums in tents and hotels after 70 tested positive for Peking Pulmonary Pox.