No hooking up in the U.K. right now, folks
Coronavirus: Sex during lockdown with someone outside your household is illegal from today
Having sex in your own home with someone from a different household is illegal from today, after the government altered its coronavirus legislation.
At 11.30am on Monday, a change to the law was introduced that bans two people from different households in England gathering in an indoor, private place during the coronavirus lockdown.
The amendment to the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) Bill states: “No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.â€
Previously, going to another person’s home to have sex would have been a breach of coronavirus lockdown restrictions, but now both parties could be prosecuted under the law. Having sex in public is already illegal.
Bummer! Meanwhile
White House Press Secretary @KayleighMcEnany on the DOJ designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization. pic.twitter.com/RIYkeav8AQ
— Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) (@TeamTrump) June 1, 2020
The problem, of course, is that Antifa is not a top-down organized group, more like small cells throughout the nation who do not respond to any superior control.
I thought the big rallying cry of the Lefties was they didn’t want the government peeking in their bedroom.
Sex sells news. The law is about congregating of all sorts and never mentions sex. Dont worry though. Gay sex, child molesting and rape will still be accepted in the UK.
White House Press Secretary @KayleighMcEnany on the DOJ designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.
trump tweets lots of stupid shit.