Your Fault: Summer 2023 To Be Scorching Hot Or Something

How dare you! You could have given up your fossil fueled vehicle, ditched your gas powered stove, turned the AC up to 85 and heat down to 60, and give all your money and freedom to government, but, no, you just spread awareness

Scorching summer predicted across US with no areas forecast to be cooler than average

Summer 2023 is expected to be a scorcher for millions of Americans in the West, South and East, according to a long-range outlook issued by NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center (CPC).

The forecast covers the three-month period of June, July and August, also known as meteorological summer.

Residents of the Southwest and southern Rockies have the highest likelihood of hotter-than-average temperatures this summer. However, the CPC also predicts a 50% or higher chance of above-average temperatures for a large area stretching from the Four Corners region through the Gulf Coast states and along the East Coast from Florida through Maine.

The odds of above-average temperatures fall below 50% from the West Coast to the northern and central Rockies to the mid-South to interior portions of the Southeast, mid-Atlantic and Northeast. However, a warmer-than-average summer is still favored in those regions.

According to the CPC, no areas in the U.S. are expected to have a cooler-than-average summer, but the northern and central Plains, Midwest and Great Lakes are predicted to see temperatures relatively close to average between June and August.

Of course, this is all due to the coming El Nino and ‘climate change’, and you know the climate cult will blame all the warmth solely on anthropogenic climate change if this happens. And, I just wonder, if this doesn’t happen, who loses their job? Who’s reputation is tarnished? Who pays the price?

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4 Responses to “Your Fault: Summer 2023 To Be Scorching Hot Or Something”

  1. Professor Hale says:

    So, the govt is predicting “hot” in the summer with a 50% chance of hotter than usual. That is some high risk going out on a limb there with their forecasting.

  2. alanstorm says:

    …and if the forecast doesn’t work out that way, they will immediately apologize and shut down their “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! machine.

    Right?

  3. UnkleC says:

    … and it will be cold next winter.

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  4. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Mr Teach:

    this is all due to the coming El Nino and ‘climate change’, and you know the climate cult will blame all the warmth solely on anthropogenic climate change if this happens

    Yes, the cyclical El Nino’s result in the transfer of deep ocean warmth to the atmosphere/surface. Although some deniers blame undersea volcanoes for warming the oceans there is no evidence to support that notion.

    It’s amazing that scientists can predict El Nino’s and the climbing temperature.

    Remember when global warming ended with the 1998 El Nino? Good times. The Great Pause “lasted” until the 2010-2011 El Nino. Subsequent El Nino’s keep upping the trend.

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