This has made many of the Islamic terrorism loving people in the 1st World upset
Hundreds of Hezbollah terrorists were reportedly injured in separate explosions across Lebanon on Tuesday, according to multiple reports.
The widespread detonation was the result of a large number of the terrorists’ communication and “wireless” devices suddenly exploding in Lebanon and Syria, according to Axios‘ Barak Ravid and Reuters. Though it’s still unclear who was behind the attack, it comes a day after Israel warned that it was considering taking new actions against an increasingly aggressive Hezbollah.
Israel and Hezbollah have since been engaged in cross-fire skirmishes that have only grown more frequent and sizable since Oct. 7, the date Hamas attacked Israel and started a regional war. The Israeli Defense Minister reportedly told a U.S. envoy on Monday that the time for a diplomatic solution had “passed because Hezbollah continues to tie itself to Hamas and refuses to end the conflict,” according to Axios.
It was the “biggest security breach” Hezbollah has experienced since it started engaging with Israel last year, a senior Hezbollah commander told Reuters. A current total of 2,750 people, including terrorists, are believed to be injured or killed, according to Reuters.
There are reports that 9 terrorists have been killed. Shame that the number is so low.
BREAKING via Reuters
Hundreds of members of Hezbollah were seriously wounded on Tuesday when the pagers they use to communicate exploded.
Here is one video of one of the pager explosions. pic.twitter.com/UDepHvkkEe
— Yashar Ali ???? (@yashar) September 17, 2024
Pagers were invented by Al Gross, a Jew. Oh, and here’s Reuters on July 9th, 2024
How Hezbollah used pagers and couriers to counter Israel’s high tech surveillance
Well, that aged poorly. Oh, and reportedly, Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon was also injured. Why was he carrying one?
Ouch! That’s gotta hurt.
Do not fuck with the Israelis.
Hello, Ackmed.
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Because he finances them and demanded real-time reports. It prevented him from ever being surprised by a question from the press.
Also, this is the funniest thing that has happened in the world in the last 40 years.
Wait til they see what we’ve done to toilet seats!
The question is, how did they do it?
I read where Hezbollah’s cell phones were compromised so they went to pagers. Could Israel have found a way to stuff C4 in the pagers with a trigger device?
Or found a way to cause the pager’s lithium battery to explode?
If it was the battery can they do the same to EV’s??
Hezbollah realized that Israel was tracking their cell phones, and that’s how so many leaders and operatives were getting sent to Jahannam, so they figured that pagers were safer. But those pesky Jews are just smarter than the Arabs!
They were made in Taiwan.
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news?smid=url-share#here-are-the-latest-developments
https://www.frontpagemag.com/state-of-palestine-takes-seat-in-un-general-assembly/
[…] Also see: William Teach, “Funny: Hezbollah Pagers Explode“ […]
I will admit to great amusement that some of the Hezbollah terrorists may have been emasculated.
In Judges 1:7, it was noted that Adoni-bezek cut off the thumbs and big toes of his captured opponents, allowing them to live but ending their ability to be warriors. I would imagine that deballing and dedicking Hezbollah terrorists would anger them greatly, but pretty much end their ability to be either fighters or respected.
Salaam Alaikum, MF!
What they really get are 72 Bachi bazi boys!
Hmmm. What was his pager doing in his underwear? Maybe, having a pager on your belt in 2024 makes you stand out as a Hezbollah terrorist member. Or maybe he switched it to vibrate mode and was waiting a call from his “girlfriend”.
Certain rules to live by.
Here’s Some Tips.
https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/09/18/breaking-walkie-talkies-explode-in-hezbollah-strongholds-n3794667
You fuck with the Israelis, you’re fucking with God.
Allahu Ackbar, mother Fulkerson!
Do not fuck with the Israelis!
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