This is hilarious
Mag: ‘Email signatures are harming the planet & could cost people their lives — it’s time to stop using them’ –
Adding ‘gender pronouns in emails…may contribute to the premature deaths of one person a year’ https://t.co/mmB5lx6wWv pic.twitter.com/b6UUtpi0TG
— Marc Morano (@ClimateDepot) March 16, 2025
It is a real article, and, having read their stuff for years, I’m not surprised
Sending emails is an everyday activity, but it comes with an environmental cost. Emails use energy, and that energy often comes from burning fossil fuels, which in turn, contribute to increasing atmospheric carbon dioxide levels.
Um, what’s the carbon footprint on publishing a climamoonbat article online so that people can read it, which uses energy? Heck, The Conversation should just shut down if they want to Save The Planet.
The results showed that in Canada, where about 15 per cent of people include gender pronouns in emails, the resulting carbon emissions from this small change (three extra words) may contribute to the premature deaths of one person a year, according to the 1,000-ton rule.
While including ‘gender pronouns “may contribute to the premature deaths of one person a year, according to the 1,000-ton rule,” they contribute to the increasing insanity of the modern world by a far, far, far greater amount.
As a man with what is more commonly a woman’s name, it could at least be argued that including my ‘pronouns’ would help me, but over the years I have learned to live with it without taking offense.
Not to mention that including pronouns in email signatures is a red flag for insanity and is highly likely to result in people discriminating against you in job hiring. This you will need to live in your parent’s basement, troll the internet, become angrier and angrier and increase your risk of suicide or stroke.