Pirate's Cove

• Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
• "As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they’re not going to lick me! I’m going to live through this, and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again – no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again."
• "Gentlemen. You can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!"
• "You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
• "I’ll have what she’s having."
• "Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
• "Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars."
• "Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, ‘There’s no place like home’."
• "Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"
• "We find the defendants incredibly guilty."
• "What do you mean, I’m funny?…You mean the way I talk? What?…Funny how? I mean, what’s funny about it?…But I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to f–kin’ amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How’m I funny??…How the f–k am I funny? What the f–k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what’s funny!…"
• "Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, that is, depending on the breaks."
• "He was from my village. He was the village idiot!"
  – "Yeah, what’d you do, place?"
• "Well, I believe in the soul, the c–k, the p—y, the small of a woman’s back, the hangin’ curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap…I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Think about it.