Sad, sad, sad news, brought to us by a “Daily Mail Reporter”
Perhaps moving all the way to Arizona from Alaska was a hint.
Bristol Palin has reportedly banned her mother Sarah from her new house in Maricopa because she is too controlling – and too conservative.
The 20-year-old has become increasingly liberal since her appearance on Dancing with the Stars, and is said to have had a huge row with Mrs Palin when she announced she was considering supporting gay marriage.
Well, that seems like a big kerfuffle….oh, wait
According to the National Enquirer, she has told her mother to stay out of her house until she accepts her new views – which Mrs Palin is worried could harm her own political ambitions.
It’s no wonder no one actually wanted to put their name to this story.
In other news, Malia Obama discovered with secret copy of “God and Man at Yale” under her pillow…
Can you imagine how long she’d be grounded for if they found a copy of Atlas Shrugged or, even worse, the US Constitution?
gasp. maybe lead to a disownment.
I am waiting for the Bristol is having Sarah’s second baby story.