Bling Bling Barbie

July 22, 2006 – 7:58 pm

Sadly, this is not a joke.

Product Features

  • Doll is dripping in faux diamonds and faux jewel-encrusted clothing from head to toe
  • Comes with a hot outfit, a glamorous side fashion, and tons of bling-themed piece count like a fun purse, a cell phone, and make-up
  • Each doll comes with a totally sparkly bling ring for the girl
  • My Scene Collection
  • Age Range 3 to 14 Years

The perfect thing for a preteen, eh?

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9 Responses to “Bling Bling Barbie”

  1. The Big Sister (who's 5'4") says:
    July 22, 2006 at 8:32 pm

    Ewwwwww…That doll has nearly no clothes on! What on earth has happened to the innocence that was childhood?

  2. beth says:
    July 23, 2006 at 3:37 am

    OMG! A Paris Hilton Barbie!!!

  3. Macker says:
    July 23, 2006 at 3:51 am

    Next thing we’ll see someone take said doll to stop-mo and the tune of “I Love Paris,” washing a car!

  4. Travis says:
    July 23, 2006 at 7:50 am

    Is Barbie Russian? Notice the slavic eyes and the ‘Russian camslut’ attire…

  5. William Teach says:
    July 23, 2006 at 8:45 am

    It’s pretty bad, no?

  6. Debbie says:
    July 23, 2006 at 10:01 am

    It is bad, but with kids that age all dolls end up naked (that’s nekkid for y’all southerners). So it probably doesn’t really matter.

    Happy blogiversary tomorrow. How many years is it???

  7. Ogre says:
    July 24, 2006 at 9:00 am

    There’s one born every minute.

  8. William Teach says:
    July 24, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    2 years old.

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    July 25, 2006 at 12:10 pm

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