You got up, turn on the TV and coffee maker which had never been unplugged, wasted water by taking a 5 minute shower, used more than 2 sheets of TP, used some hair spray, then got in your fossil fueled vehicle to go to your workplace with central AC. And because of your monstrous carbon footprint…
(UK Express) Forecasters last night warned the entire country is set for a horror freeze which will bring brutal winds and fierce blizzards.
Temperatures have already started to plunge as a swathe of cold air from the Arctic has swept across the UK in the past few days.
The first long-range forecasts warn of “recordbreaking snowfall” next month.
Heavy wintry showers are expected to cause widespread chaos with below-average temperatures possibly lingering until February.
I bet you also had a burger for lunch, meaning
James Madden, forecaster for Exacta Weather, said it was likely to be the worst winter for more than 100 years.
You just had buy a fridge with an ice maker, didn’t you. Tsk, tsk. You couldn’t have replaced your bulbs with CFLs? For shame. And NSA surveillance shows that you have refused to create a compost heap with your garbage. Plus, I think I saw a plastic bottle, which you further refused to separate and recycle. We’re doomed. Thanks to you.
