Five Warning Signs You’ve Joined A Cult

I ran across this one at College Humor, which almost perfectly describes the “climate change” cult

5 Warning Signs You’ve Joined A Cult

Thanks to some recent events, I’ve come to recognize that much of my life has been spent brainwashed by a cult. In an effort to save others from suffering the same fate as me, I have decided to share with you today some telltale warning signs I noticed during my time on the inside. If you recognize any of these in your own life, please seek help.

What are they?

1. You’re Expected To Follow Blindly

Faith and trust are paramount precepts of any cult. The group practices the same habits, reads the same literature, and studies the same canon. Objectors are shunned as outcasts. Even when all logic suggests that something will not live up to the divine expectations set forth by the cause, you’re still expected to treat it like it will be something worthy of worship. It’s a dangerous cycle that leads to huge amounts of disappointment and heartache.

Sounds perfectly like the Warmist cult. And all Progressives.

2. You’re Required To Recruit Others To Your Cause

Well, Warmists are necessarily required, but they sure try. Though, being obnoxious, demeaning, and abusive is a strange way to do it.

3. You Follow A Clearly Insane Leader

Are Warmist leaders insane? They’re certainly hypocritical. Of course, if you’re constantly talking about doom and gloom and predicting doom and gloom and things like the 6th great extinction from a tiny rise in CO2 and temperatures, well, you might just be insane. And, one of the definitions is extreme folly or unreasonableness. Another is something utterly foolish or unreasonable.

4. The Other Members’ Devotion Leads To Violent Behaviors

Most Warmists aren’t necessarily violent, yet, they often threaten violence against those who do not believe, as well as advocating violence, jailing, and re-education camps for those who do not Believe. They even advocate killing those who do not Believe. The post violent video’s like 10:10’s No Pressure. Some advocate population reduction, particularly in Africa and other 3rd World areas. Let’s also not forget the attack by crazed eco-terrorist James Jay Lee on the Discovery Channel headquarters.

By their own standards, they are violent against Mother Earth, as they drive around in fossil fueled vehicles, take fossil fueled flights, waste energy and water, and leave litter everywhere.

5. You Invest Large Sums Of Money Into These Beliefs

Well, really, in the case of Warmists, they mostly invest large sums of other people’s money into these beliefs, though a few, such as Tom Steyer, waste huge sums of their own money.

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11 Responses to “Five Warning Signs You’ve Joined A Cult”

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  2. john says:

    Teach are you saying that the Pope is insane ? That all of the US military is insane? Margaret Thatcher ? Ronald Reagan ?
    Are your own political actions held to the same degree? Don’t seem to remember you posting anything about confronting abortionists ? Or of course joining the military to fight islamists
    But thanks for buying the CFL bulbs and switching to a more eco method of drug (nicotine) delivery. And thanks for no longer demanding that we send North American petro products to the world market through the Keyster pipeline

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  6. gitarcarver says:

    john,

    We’ve gone over your false reliance on the Navy before, but I am curious as to you reliance on the Pope as some sort of authority now.

    Does that mean that you are going to accept the Pope’s authority and teachings on abortion and homosexuality?

    Which one is it john? Is the Pope an authority in your life or not?

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  9. George says:

    gitarcarver,

    Whaaaa??? You don’t think the Catholic Church is a good source for science review?? 8-O

    Come on, they agreed with Galileo about the Earth travelling around the sun (ok, so it took 360+ years for them to acknowledge it, but they eventually got it.)

    I am really happy to see the Church involved. What the Warming cult really needs is an establishment that KNOWS how to deal with the denier heretics. There Cult deniers are the most dangerous oblivious people in the world and are getting in the way of the Warmist who are trying to “Save the Planet”.

    How many degrees do we have to adjust 1934 down to, and today up to, until we actually see the “truth” of our dire circumstances.

  10. George says:

    gitarcarver,

    Whaaaa??? You don’t think the Catholic Church is a good source for science review?? 8-O

    Come on, they agreed with Galileo about the Earth travelling around the sun (ok, so it took 360+ years for them to acknowledge it, but they eventually got it.)

    I am really happy to see the Church involved. What the Warming cult really needs is an establishment that KNOWS how to deal with the denier heretics. There Cult deniers are the most dangerous oblivious people in the world and are getting in the way of the Warmist who are trying to “Save the Planet”.

    How many degrees do we have to adjust 1934 down to, and today up to, until we actually see the “truth” of our dire circumstances.

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