Funny: Hezbollah Pagers Explode

This has made many of the Islamic terrorism loving people in the 1st World upset

Hundreds Of Hezbollah Terrorists Were Carrying Comms Devices — Israel Allegedly Made Them All Explode Remotely

Hundreds of Hezbollah terrorists were reportedly injured in separate explosions across Lebanon on Tuesday, according to multiple reports.

The widespread detonation was the result of a large number of the terrorists’ communication and “wireless” devices suddenly exploding in Lebanon and Syria, according to Axios‘ Barak Ravid and Reuters. Though it’s still unclear who was behind the attack, it comes a day after Israel warned that it was considering taking new actions against an increasingly aggressive Hezbollah.

Israel and Hezbollah have since been engaged in cross-fire skirmishes that have only grown more frequent and sizable since Oct. 7, the date Hamas attacked Israel and started a regional war. The Israeli Defense Minister reportedly told a U.S. envoy on Monday that the time for a diplomatic solution had “passed because Hezbollah continues to tie itself to Hamas and refuses to end the conflict,” according to Axios.

It was the “biggest security breach” Hezbollah has experienced since it started engaging with Israel last year, a senior Hezbollah commander told Reuters. A current total of 2,750 people, including terrorists, are believed to be injured or killed, according to Reuters.

There are reports that 9 terrorists have been killed. Shame that the number is so low.

Pagers were invented by Al Gross, a  Jew. Oh, and here’s Reuters on July 9th, 2024

How Hezbollah used pagers and couriers to counter Israel’s high tech surveillance

Well, that aged poorly. Oh, and reportedly, Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon was also injured. Why was he carrying one?

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19 Responses to “Funny: Hezbollah Pagers Explode”

  1. drowningpuppies says:

    Ouch! That’s gotta hurt.
    Do not fuck with the Israelis. https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_bye.gif

  2. anon says:

    Because he finances them and demanded real-time reports. It prevented him from ever being surprised by a question from the press.

  3. anon says:

    Also, this is the funniest thing that has happened in the world in the last 40 years.

  4. Mad Celt says:

    Wait til they see what we’ve done to toilet seats!

  5. James Lewis says:

    The question is, how did they do it?

    I read where Hezbollah’s cell phones were compromised so they went to pagers. Could Israel have found a way to stuff C4 in the pagers with a trigger device?

    Or found a way to cause the pager’s lithium battery to explode?

    If it was the battery can they do the same to EV’s??

  6. Dana says:

    Hezbollah realized that Israel was tracking their cell phones, and that’s how so many leaders and operatives were getting sent to Jahannam, so they figured that pagers were safer. But those pesky Jews are just smarter than the Arabs!

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  7. drowningpuppies says:

    They were made in Taiwan.

    Three officials briefed on the attack said that the operation had targeted hundreds of pagers belonging to Hezbollah operatives who have used such devices for years to make it harder for their messages to be intercepted. The use of pagers had became even more widespread after the Oct. 7 attacks, when Hezbollah’s chief warned that Israeli intelligence had penetrated the cellphone network, security experts said. The devices were programmed to beep for several seconds before exploding, according to the officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter.

    https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news?smid=url-share#here-are-the-latest-developments
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  8. drowningpuppies says:

    The United Nations is currently made up of 193 member nations and two permanent non-member observer states: Vatican City and the “State of Palestine.” The Palestinians, however, are on their way to full member status. The Times of Israel reported Wednesday that “Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday, a new right accorded to the Palestinian Authority’s delegation despite it not being a full member of the body.” This is how the UN responds to jihad terrorism: by rewarding those who engage in it.

    https://www.frontpagemag.com/state-of-palestine-takes-seat-in-un-general-assembly/
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  10. Dana says:

    I will admit to great amusement that some of the Hezbollah terrorists may have been emasculated.

    In Judges 1:7, it was noted that Adoni-bezek cut off the thumbs and big toes of his captured opponents, allowing them to live but ending their ability to be warriors. I would imagine that deballing and dedicking Hezbollah terrorists would anger them greatly, but pretty much end their ability to be either fighters or respected.

  11. drowningpuppies says:

    Certain rules to live by.

    Here’s Some Tips.
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  12. drowningpuppies says:

    Hezbollah has now warned all its personnel to stop using all communications devices,

    https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/09/18/breaking-walkie-talkies-explode-in-hezbollah-strongholds-n3794667

    You fuck with the Israelis, you’re fucking with God. https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_bye.gif

  13. Dana says:

    Headline should have been longer: Funny: Hezbollah Pagers Explode, Liberals’ Heads Explode

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