Oops: New Hezbollah Leader Wacked Before Even Getting His New Pager From HR

First, it seems Jew hater and Islamic terrorism supporter Rashiada Tlaib is upset over Nasrallah’s assassination

This is an elected member of the US House Of Representatives openly mourning the death of the head of a US State Department designated terrorist organization which has killed Americans. How the fuck did it come to this?

Anyhow

HR didn’t even have time to process his paperwork and sign him up for a health plan.

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8 Responses to “Oops: New Hezbollah Leader Wacked Before Even Getting His New Pager From HR”

  1. Taffy says:

    If I were these Hizb’Allah heads, I would not buy green bananas.

  2. Professor Hale says:

    Where does all this aid keep coming from? For Israel? For Ukraine? For alien invaders in the USA?

    I thought the House of Representatives had to initiate any spending bills then the bill had to pass in the Senate, then the President (or whoever controls the auto-pen) would sign it into law and that that process HAD to happen before even $1 of federal money could be obligated for any purpose. What happened to that way of doing things? How does all this money keep magically appearing whenever Democrats seems to need it? There is no budget for this. There were no bills passed for this. There was no money raised through taxes, borrowing or printing in the normal process. This is just magic. If we can do this for Israel, why can’t we do it for every good and worthy thing? Why does any American need to pay taxes, pay a mortgage bill, buy food, pay for energy, pay even a cent on health care? Why doesn’t the US government ever use their magic for Americans?

  3. drowningpuppies says:

    With friends like this…

    President Joe Biden issued a statement on Saturday welcoming the death of Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah in an Israeli airstrike, but repeating his call for ceasefire deals in Gaza and Lebanon, despite Israel’s advance toward victory.

    IDF Spokesman Maj. Doron Spielman responded “for an entire year, Hezbollah has been firing rockets, over 9,000 rockets, missiles, and killer drones and no one talked about a ceasefire. Now that Israel’s actually taking the assertion to try to protect its civilians, we’re calling for a ceasefire.” And stated that “the world, instead of demanding [that Israel have] a ceasefire, should be demanding that Hezbollah pull out.”

    Actually, he probably said that nobody fucks with the Israelis and gets away with it. https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_bye.gif

  4. Conservative Beaner says:

    Hopefully this will discourage any new applicants for the job.

  5. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    In April of 2024, Congress approved, and President Biden signed into law $14.3 billion in emergency security assistance for Israel, which as of June 2024 was fighting a defensive war against Hamas terrorists in Gaza.

    America has helped safeguard Israel’s survival with political and financial support. Today, most of the aid America provides to Israel is focused on supporting the Jewish State’s defense from its adversaries such as Iran and Iran’s terror proxies Hamas and Hezbollah.

    The current agreement, negotiated by President Obama, commits an unprecedented $500 million annually in missile defense funding, including Iron Dome, the strongest air defense system in the world, David’s Sling, and Iron Beam.

  6. ST says:

    Hero’s Welcome – President Donald J Trump – Georgia vs. Alabama
    https://commoncts.blogspot.com/2024/09/heros-welcome-president-donald-j-trump.html

  7. Dan says:

    Maybe we can get the IDF to drop bunker busters on Rancid Labia and the rest of the “squad”.

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