Author Archives: Jebediah Murphy

Still Crazy, After All These Years

Blatently stole the idea from Mac.

WTW: Dumbazz’ Of The Day

Morning, y’all, Jebediah here, and it is another splendid non Global Warming Wednesday. Got a couple real dumbazz’ to tell ya about, I reckon’. First up, dumbazz drunk: A 20-year-old woman who climbed into the back seat of a parked squad car was arrested for public intoxication by an officer who opened the door to […]

WTW: Global Warming Rules!

In case y’all didn’t know, pirates love global warming. You would think otherwise, because the supposed rise of sea levels decreases the usable land in the Caribbean, the Outer Banks, and other pirate haunts. Quite to the contrary, and despite the loss of much of our precious hangouts, global warming, climate change, whatever, creates other […]

WTW: Who Will Surrender In France?

Morning, Y’all, Jebediah here. I’m just wondering who will be the first to surrender in the fight between the government, who sponsered the law that would allow business’ to fire people who suck, or the youths who are in full riot mode? Not capitulate, not change position, not cave to demands, not “work together to […]

WTW: Defeatocrats Shouldn’t Have Children

Hey, don’t blame me, I’m just reporting it: Successfully treating a mother’s depression can alleviate or even prevent psychiatric problems in her children, a study reports today. But a mother’s continued depression increases her child’s risk of such problems, the study shows. Researchers said it is the first published study to show that a child […]

WTW: Surrender Monkeys and Defeatocrats

Afternoon, y’all. I just have to wonder: do the Defeatocrats truly want the USA to lose Iraq? Is their irrational seething hatred of GWB so great that they would prefer that the USA slink away from Iraq before the job is done? Is that their version of Patriotism? So, I ask the Left: do you […]

WTW: Dubai Owns NYC

Heh (from NY Metro) Congressional leaders freaked when the Bush administration okayed Dubai Ports World’s management takeover of key U.S. ports. The 9/11 hijackers passed through Dubai, and its banks have been used by terrorist groups. But though the ports deal has been torpedoed, Dubai still possesses some crucial pieces of America’s patrimony. Dubai Holdings, […]

Homegrown Surrender Monkeys

  Morning, y’all. Jebediah here, bringing ya another edition of White Trash Wednesday. I’m reckon y’all have heard of BDS, right? BDS: Bush Derangement Syndrome. Characterized by: irrational, seething hatred of George W Bush and everything associated with him a constant need to bring any and every conversation around to him inability to formulate any plans other then […]

Feingold Good For Bush

Hah! Gotta love this (via Bloomberg) A Democratic senator’s attempt to censure President George W. Bush over his eavesdropping authorization is getting a warm welcome from unlikely sources: the Bush White House and the Republican Party. After weeks of bad news on Iraq, defeat on the Dubai ports deal and plummeting approval ratings, the Bush […]

Russ Feingold: Owned Like A Rented Mule

Morning, y’all! Jebediah here. Short post, hotel wifi not cooperating, meetings all day. But still better then Rented Russ. WASHINGTON – Wisconsin Sen. Russell Feingold accused fellow Democrats on Tuesday of cowering rather than joining him on trying to censure President Bush over domestic spying. “Democrats run and hide” when the administration invokes the war […]

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