Author Archives: Jebediah Murphy

WTW: It’s A Mouse, Run Away!

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. This made me laugh: Passengers were buckled up when a crew member spotted a mouse darting across an aisle, triggering a chase that grounded a Qatar Airways plane at Manila airport for more than 12 hours. The airline asked the 243 passengers to disembark, unloaded hundreds of pieces of luggage and […]

WTW: Can It Get Any Better?

Geez, can this any more perfect for today? BEIJING – A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America’s 42nd president. “The Clinton condom will be the top of our line,” he (Spokesman […]

Pirate Poll Time

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. During a recent trip to the Sargasso Sea, where someone *cough Dave cough* forgot to fill the gas tanks, and we had to try and sail, the mates used the abundence of time to conduct a poll on the most important technology of the past 10 years. The data breaks down […]

WTW: Some Good News From Katrina

Hey, y’all. These folks ain’t no white trash, but I reckoned I would pass along some good news: RALEIGH, N.C. — Two evacuees from Hurricane Katrina’s flooding lost everything, including plans they had made for a spring wedding, but they kept their hope alive. Trazjae Clark and DeShawn Moss were brought to the Raleigh shelter […]

WTW: Ophelia Lives (still)

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. We ‘uns are still waiting for Ophelia to come on shore and play. Still. I mean, what’s the problem with this broad? She’s acting like a timid virgin. She just needs to get on with the game, and come ashore, get ‘er done, and skeddadle. But NOOOooooooo! She be a teasin’. […]

WTW: Clinton Did What During Floyd?

Well, y’all, I was working on putting some info together on what the Clinton Admin and the NC State government did after Floyd. Newsmax beat me to it. New Jersey, Virginia, North Carolina and Florida were hit hard when Floyd slammed the coast on Sept. 16, 1999. It was the worst storm to hit the […]

WTW: Nagin and Blanco: You’re not helping

Hey, y’all, Jeb here. I just gots ta wonder what planet New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Louisiana Gov Kathleen Blanco are living on. It seems that they are having a little hissy fit over who can order the evacuation (bit late, eh?) of N’leans: Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco seemed at odds with New Orleans […]

Donate NOW!

Hey, folks, it is time to pony up. Everyone did a great job after the tsumani, now, it is time to do your part in Katrina’s aftermath. NZ Bear has a page up for Katrina blogging, in order to raise awareness and raise funds, through your favorite charity. Go here for Blog Relief Day. Mine […]

Katrina and Chrissy Matthews: WTW

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. With Katrina and her aftermath, this is a good time for White Trash Wednesday. Why? Cause moonbats are goin’ wild about all the issues going on down in gumbo land and the Redneck Riviera. Yup, you hear me right. Chrissy Matthews, while talking with Senator Richard Shelby (R-Al), called the area […]

Global Warming! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Ya gots to love the New York TImes and their wonky ways. Initially, their front page lead story stated "9 States in Plan to Cut Emmissions by Power Plants that Cause Global Warming." Sorry, no screen shot, because the headline changed in the time it took to go to the story, write the previous post, […]

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