Author Archives: Jebediah Murphy

WTW: Americans Are Happy Campers

And a good White Trash Wednesday! Jebediah Murphy here, and it is time for the truth. And this has GOT to hurt Democrats, who are always so negative and downbeat. Except when something bad happens to America, of course Americans say they’re annoyed with politicians, vexed by the press and unsure about the war in […]

WTW: Hillary Says Be Responsible

  Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here to tell you the truth. I reckon little Miss Hillary said something very interesting during the Demorat debate (MSNBC) Obama also took hits. Connecticut Sen. Chris Dodd chided him for recently suggesting he would strike terrorist targets in Pakistan if he had information about the location of al-Qaida terrorists, […]

WTW: Protect The Borders!

  Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here on yet another White Trash Wednesday. I have to wonder, would this count as irony? SHARM EL SHEIK — Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates, in a rare joint mission to the Middle East, yesterday urged Saudi Arabia and other neighbors of Iraq to […]

1 In 3 Say Will Not Evacuate In Face Of Hurricane

Hey, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here on another interactive White Trash Wednesday. Bringing you the ugly truth, heeeeeere’s WRAL About one in three people living in Southern coastal areas said they would ignore hurricane evacuation orders if a storm threatened their community, up from about one in four last year, a poll released Tuesday shows. The […]

WTW: Johnny Sutton Becomes A Grilled Cheese Sammich

  Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here, bringing the truth. And I sure like some grilled cheese (Washington Times) The U.S. attorney whose office won convictions against two U.S. Border Patrol agents for shooting a fleeing drug-smuggling suspect in the buttocks yesterday described as "the big lie" accusations that the prosecutions were not justified. During a […]

WTW: Dem Critters Pushing Surrender Again

Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here, with some of that thar there truth stuff. Truthiness is not spoken round where I come from, ‘cept when we are making excuses for why we were out all night and smell like a brewery. Them surrendacrat folks are at it again (CNSNews.com) – House Republican Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) […]

WTW: Poor F’ing Illegals From Honduras

Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy, here to tell you the truth. And the truth is, it is rather tiresome that the liberal media buries real stories of importance within liberal bleeding heart dogma TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras — Almost every day, another unmarked jet from Houston lands at the international airport in this Central American capital and disgorges […]

Demcrats And Legal Immigrants Not Happy With Shamnesty Bill

Morning, y’all, Jebediah here, and I just gotta say, who knew shamnesty would get this much opposition? (Washington Post) Democratic leaders across the country say their town hall meetings found voters angry over the Iraq war, while Republicans face wrath from those who think the immigration plan amounts to amnesty. However, Republican campaign staffers point […]

WTW: Green Is Very Brown

Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here, and I come bearing bubblegum. Just don’t laugh while chewing it, OK. I reckon I won’t be held responsible for any chokin’. Why? (CNSNews.com) – Call it green pollution. The ethanol industry, which is marketed as environmentally friendly and has been called a "cornerstone of America’s energy policy," is dirtying air […]

WTW: Where’s The Fence?

  Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy here on another beautiful White Trash Wednesday in the best country ever. And, I have to ask, where’s the fence? (CNSNews.com) – A conservative grassroots group opposed to current immigration reform efforts in the Senate is to begin a national television ad campaign Wednesday calling attention to the 700-mile border […]

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