February 27, 2008 – 8:32 am
 Morning, y’all, Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here on another wonderful White Trash Wednesday with some of that ole truthiness. I tell ya, me and my brother jihadi’s around the world simply love the United Nations. They make things so easy for us. They give us aid and comfort, ambulances to help with our attacks, and […]
January 2, 2008 – 7:54 am
Morning, y’all, Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here on another infidel destroying White Trash Wednesday. All jihadi’s around the world are snickering with our camels over this report A secret intelligence assessment of the first battle of Fallujah shows that the U.S. military thinks that it lost control over information about what was happening in the […]
November 28, 2007 – 7:56 am
Morning, y’all. Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here on another White Trash Wednesday, and, like the Democrat Party and liberals worldwide, I am not happy with what is going on in Iraq. Things are starting to look rosy. I mean, Baghdada is probably less dangerous then Camden, Detroit, or Washington, D.C., at this point Haider Abbas, […]
November 14, 2007 – 7:07 am
Good morning, infidels. Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed is in the house on this وهتي ترسه وإدنسداي (White Trash Wednesday.) Its been awhile since I made an appearence. Been doing some of that jihad stuff, working to convince your gullible left to continue their opposition to anything that George Bush does or recommends, along with getting […]
September 26, 2007 – 3:03 pm
Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here. I have a little exercise for all you infedels rushing and hustling around. Take a moment to stop, tune out the city sounds, and just listen to the birds. If not, I will jihad on you.
September 12, 2007 – 12:56 pm
Morning, y’all Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here. Been a long time since I participated in White Trash Wednesday. Jihad and influencing Democrats takes up quite a bit of my time. Very interesting article from the Times Online A group of young Muslim apostates launches a campaign today, the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on America, […]
January 3, 2007 – 8:24 am
And a good Wednesday to all. Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here. I am thrilled that the Democrats are taking over Congress tommorrow, and they deserve their four days of celebration at taxpayer expense. They should also listen to their base Democratic leaders set to take control of Congress tomorrow are facing mounting pressure from liberal […]
November 22, 2006 – 10:57 am
And a good morning, infidels, Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here. Miscreant Michelle Malkin highlights a story of the glorious religion of peace from India LUCKNOW, India – Muslim clerics at a leading seminary in India have asked people to refrain from using verses from the Quran as ringtones for their mobile phones, saying the practice […]
November 15, 2006 – 8:40 am
And a good redneck morning to all. Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here to let you know that all you neocons out there really need to listen to those wonderful Democrats. Video: More Surrender Monkey See? Leaving Iraq before the mission is done wouldn't be a bad thing. And, we promise not to take advantage of […]
October 25, 2006 – 5:49 pm
Morning, infidels, Prophet Sallami Sallami Mohammed here. Redneck Jebediah thought he could stop the caliphate by cutting off my internet. I'm back. This story shows that the Democratic Party is the best party, and everyone should vote for them (h/t to Infidel hottie Kim) More American Muslims are now supporting the Democratic Party but their […]
