Author Archives: William Teach

We Win, They Lose

May 4, 2007 – 6:42 pm

First Name* Last Name* Email* Address City State selectALAKAZARCACOCTDEDCFLGAHIIDILINIAKSKYLAMEMDMAMIMNMSMOMTNENVNHNJNMNYNCNDOHOKORPARISCSDTNTXUTVTVAWAWVWIWY ZIP Yes, I’d like to receive updates about staying involved. I’m a blogger and I’d like to help.     Blog URL: To: Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House Harry Reid, U.S. Senate Democrat Leader Congress has passed and President Bush has vetoed H.R. 1591, the Iraq Surrender […]

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Hot Pirate Booty!!!!

May 13, 2006 – 11:25 am

 Nothing like a hottie in a Pirate Bikini. I managed to get some exclusive photo’s of some of my favorite Defeatocratic babes posing in Pirate Bikini’s. Are you ready to get excited, guys?

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How To Fix Global Warming

April 24, 2006 – 12:06 pm

What’s happening now: Delegates from six of the world’s biggest greenhouse gas polluters — including the United States — gathered last week for the first time to figure out how private industry can help curb global warming. The Bush administration is promoting this voluntary effort as a practical way to develop clean-energy technology to tackle […]

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How To Surrender Preemptively

April 23, 2006 – 9:55 am

I’m sure this article from the Guardian will make its way through the Left-O-Sphere. Check the first paragraph: May 7 2009 will surely go down in history alongside September 11 2001. “5/7”, as it inevitably became known, saw massive suicide bombings in Tel Aviv, London and New York, as well as simultaneous attacks on the […]

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This Is Strange

April 22, 2006 – 6:14 pm

At the Washington Liberal Post. Seems as if W is giving up the First Daughters. (h/t Macstansbury.org.)

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Bush Taps Portman As Budget Director. WTF?

April 18, 2006 – 2:02 pm

Perhaps W has gone a bit too far this time. I know that he wants to be the President of all Americans, rather then just the leader of his Party, the way Slick was, but I find it highly idiotic that he is going to pander to Hollyweird by picking Natalie Portman as friggin’ Budget […]

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Jessica Has More Then Money, Apparently

February 19, 2006 – 11:21 am

Seems that she owns the Lachey family jewels, too Nick Lachey wants what’s his, and maybe what’s Jessica Simpson’s In court papers filed Friday in response to Simpson’s Dec. 16 divorce filing, Lachey said he was reserving the right to seek spousal support, even though she has asked the court not to give him any. […]

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Even More On That “Peaceful” Religion

February 19, 2006 – 7:42 am

I’m wondering why this isn’t splashed all over the news? MAIDUGURI, Nigeria – Nigerian Muslims protesting caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad attacked Christians and burned churches on Saturday, killing at least 15 people in the deadliest confrontation yet in the whirlwind of Muslim anger over the drawings. It was the first major protest to erupt […]

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Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

February 19, 2006 – 7:33 am

Apparently, the Winter Olympics are going on now. Amazing, eh? Was hard to know when they are on NBC. Is there anything on NBC nowadays that would make a person actually look when going through a viewing guide? Thought not. Might be nice if you could watch them live, not tape delayed.

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Cleric Posts $1 Million Bounty

February 17, 2006 – 10:57 am

And more confirmation that Islam is the religion of pieces PESHAWAR, Pakistan – A Pakistani cleric on Friday announced a $1 million bounty for killing a cartoonist who drew Prophet Muhammad, as thousands joined street rallies across the country and authorities arrested scores of protesters. Doesn’t surprise me much. Nor does it surprise me that […]

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