Author Archives: William Teach

Life, Or Something Like It Blog Awards!

It is always helpful when I read my email, eh? For the second straight year, Jess at Life, Or Something Like it, has issued his Blog Awards. Check it out. He has me as "Best American Flag Themed Posts." Awesome, Jess, Thank You!

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the 6th Day of Christmas, Fort Meyers PD gave to me Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree Cow tipping gone to far Two Rocky Mount teenagers were charged […]

Thanks, Uncle Mike

Quick shot, gotta run to a Christmas party. RALEIGH, N.C. — Get ready to pay more at the pump in January– and you can blame the state for it. North Carolina is raising its motor fuel tax by nearly 3 cents a gallon. That’s the largest increase in 16 years. Officials say the tax hike […]

Who is Mohammad Tamir?

With typical depression hysterics, the AP brings us "Afghans Filled with Hope, Disillusionment." Typical of the Exempt Media, little is written about hope, but lots about disillusionment. But, who is their central character? Not so long ago, Mohammad Tahir was a government official with a comfortable salary and a position in the Defense Ministry. Today, […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the fifth day of Christmas the British Courts gave to me Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up strories 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree Yup, that’s right LONDON (AFP) – Five suspected international terrorists facing deportation from Britain […]

12 Days of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the Fourth Day of Christmas the NFL gave to me 4 Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 Strippers in Santa hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree PS: Typepad issues today. Have to republish to get the last couple days back. Might look wonky.

The Death Penalty is Racist?

We have heard so many times that Capital Punishment is racist. The Reverend Jesse Jackson, when he isn’t creating illegitimate little Jesse’s, has stated "This is a problem! You escape the federal death penalty based on your race and residence. If you’re an African American in Texas who commits a crime that could warrant the […]

Stop The ACLU! They Hate Christianity

The ACLU and its supporters can pontificate on them just wanting to uphold the 1st Amendment and make sure there is a "seperation between Church and State," but that would be disengenuous, at best. First, there is no such Constitutional provision, based on everything I have ever been taught and read, including that piece of […]

Speaking of Executions

I wonder why all those folks protesting for Tookie ignored this guy? PARCHMAN, Miss. – A 77-year-old convicted hitman was executed Wednesday, becoming the oldest person in the nation put death since capital punishment was reinstated nearly three decades ago. John B. Nixon Sr. still claimed innocence as he was strapped to the death chamber […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the 3rd Day of Christmas, The Exempt Media gave to me 3 Made Up Stories 2 Santa Strippers and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree Yup, today it is 3 BS stories. Yesterday, we had the false 18 wheelers bringing fake ballots across the Iranian-Iraqi border story, debunked by Confederate Yankee. He caught […]

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