Author Archives: William Teach

Surrender Monkeys Shrill On GOP Video

Poor, poor, Dems. They sent out Sen. Daniel Inouye this time to be the Designated Whiner (via Drudge) Today, Senator Daniel Inouye, the Ranking Member of the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee and a recipient of the Medal of Honor for his service in World War II, released the following statement: "As a Veteran of World War […]

Iron Lady Not Doing Well

I mentioned the other day the "outpouring of love" that the Democratic Underground twits were showing for Margaret Thatcher. More recent news shows she is not doing well, and she and her family deserve our prayers Former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher’s short-term memory has faded to the extent that she cannot remember the start […]

Holy Cow! Dems Have a Plan!!!!!

Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with Iraq, the War on Terror, tax reform, Social Security reform, the environment, or anything else regarding domestic or international policy. But, that is nothing new from the Party that nominated a man with over 20 years service as a Senator, and a wopping 11 pieces of fluff to […]

Daily Adventures

I’m using the ATM here. You mind backing the f*ck off? Get the hell off your phone while driving, or buy a f*cking headset. I really do not need you tailgating and almost rear-ending me at 7:20 am. Asshole. I just want a coffee. No Latte’, no skim milk, no chocolate shavings. Gimme!

Surrender Monkey Video

The only thing that would have made the new GOP "white flag" video better is if it had included the phrase "surrender monkeys." We’ll see if Ken M. reads his email personally. :D) Yeah, I know y’all have seen it, but, just in case. Pick the "Retreat and Defeat" video.

Chased By Beaver!!!!

Man, how lucky can one get, being chased by beaver:

Christmas Poem

Christmas Bells, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow I heard the bells on Christmas DayTheir old, familiar carols play,And wild and sweetThe words repeatOf peace on earth, good-will to men! And thought how, as the day had come,The belfries of all ChristendomHad rolled alongThe unbroken songOf peace on earth, good-will to men! Till, ringing, singing on its […]

White Trash Friday: A Shrine To Paris

Sorry, Jebediah isn’t here today, but this is right up his alley CRANSTON, R.I. – See Paris Hilton in all her seductive splendor, striking a provocative pose for passing motorists and spreading hot Christmas cheer in a chilly Rhode Island winter. Blown-up images of Hilton and strings of pink Christmas lights adorn the front lawn […]

The Penis Song

With Stacey from Not a Desperate Housewife on Blogcation, someone has to fill the void :) Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong? It’s swell to have a stiffy. It’s divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world’s biggest prick. So, […]

Stop The ACLU! Also, Buy Them A Copy of the Bill of Rights

It’s so wonderful how the ACLU, a group supposedly meant to safe guard US Civil Liberties, doesn’t even understand that the Bill of Rights only applies to US citizens, and those who enter our country legally The American Civil Liberties Union yesterday announced the first ever lawsuit against former CIA director George Tenet challenging the […]

Pirate's Cove