Author Archives: William Teach

Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

Why Not Hillary?

I’ve said before that Hillary will not be the Surrender Monkey’s candidate in 2008. Here is another example of why the Dems will not pick her, from a Democratic Wackoground thread entitled "Why Hillary??": NYCGirl: 4. Because then we’d have a Bush or a Clinton in the WH for 24-28 years, an entire generation. Dynasties […]

Miss Beth’s 2005 Bad Blogs Awards

MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is taking nominations for the 2005 Bad Blogs Awards. The Categories are: Worst email spamming link whore Worst comment link-dropping link whore Worst troll (must have their own blog; no non-blogging trolls) Worst spelling and/or grammar (must have their own blog; not non-blogging commenters) Most self-worshipping blogger Blogger who takes […]

Breaking: Bush Prepares For Next War

Bush has gone too far this time. The warmonger is putting the security of the USA at stake! OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005 — A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings […]

Cindy’s Back, Will Claim Triumph

We all know that sooner or later, our troops will begin pulling out of Iraq. We are not there as occupiers. We have known for over a year that the plan is to begin pulling some troops out in 2006, and get the rest out when the Iraqi’s can handle it on their own.  But, […]

American Flag Bidness

On this Thanksgiving Day, we have another fine member added to the American Flag League. Give a big hand to sactodan. Especially since I missed his email from the 17th. My Bad! Welcome aboard, matey!

SM’s Love Our Troops

Like Bluto over at The Jawa Report (also at The Dread Pundit Bluto), I was going to skip most blogging, ‘cept for some fun stuff. But, I came across this, via Joneill, who wants everyone to see it. I appologize if anyone else has blogged it, never saw it: COLUMBUS, Ohio — A local soldier […]

Happy Thanksgiving!

From the family here at the Pirate’s Cove, we wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. Let us thank our brave and wonderful troops for all they do to keep the United States safe. God protect them. How about a little poem? The turkey has been stuffed with tender care, the spuds are made, there […]

Surrender Monkeys Taking Their Ball and Going Home

"We don’t want to play "for the good of the country" anymore" (h/t duskie, a very misguided SM) In a major shift aimed at the 2006 midterm elections, House Democrats are suddenly closing ranks on big votes, forcing an embattled Republican leadership to eke out victories, where they can, on their own. On three big […]

Blumenaur Goes Full Surrender Monkey

Just when I thought I wasn’t going to write anything else tonight, being sick as a dog (bird flu?), this crossed my path: In the past four weeks, an average of three American soldiers have lost their lives every day — the highest death rate since last winter. The United States death toll has now […]

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