Author Archives: William Teach

Sell The Turnpike? It’s Not a Joke

When I first heard this on Rush’s show while driving around Raleigh looking for lighbulbs yesterday (you wouldn’t believe how hard it was to find a certain type), I though it was a joke: New Jersey, the state with the most highways per square mile, may sell the best-known of them all — the 148-mile […]

American Flag Bidness

Another special member who be joining the American Flag League, Aarrrrr! Give a big hand to Publius Rendezvous. Welcome aboard, Matey!

Penguin Poop

First we had gay penguins, now we have penguin poop: The inventor of artificial testicles for dogs, Nigerian Internet scammers and a team that calculated the pressures created when penguins poop won Ig Nobel prizes for 2005 on Thursday. The spoof prizes, awarded by the science humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research, are presented at […]

Say It Ain’t So, Howard

Is Howard Dean getting a clue? Howard Dean is no longer screaming – he’s scheming. The failed presidential candidate whose howling adieu to the Iowa caucuses helped seal his fate as a presidential candidate is plotting to overhaul the Democratic Party. Borrowing ideas from President Bush’s re-election campaign, Madison Avenue and his own Internet-driven White […]

Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

Getting closer!!!! Will liberals dress as sane people on Halloween?

Devils Beat Rags

And, yes, don’t expect many posts when the Devils lose (such as to the Flygirls on Friday!) However, it is still not to early to say Vezina for Marty Brodeur. Once again, he was incredible in goal, as the Rangers outshot the Devs 13-1 in the first and 13-7 in second. And with the Devils […]

Code Pink Run Away, Run Away

Some of our favorite military/USA haters, Code Pink, had a wee bit of a problem as they tried to stage their biweekly protest at Balboa Naval Hospital. The Indepundit has the full story, as well as some pictures. (hat tip to TMH’s Bacon Bit’s, who has a really scary Code Pink picture, perfect for the […]

Did Bush Really Promise a Conservative Judge?

Usually, I am the same page as Ankle Biting Pundits. Been reading that site since long ago, when it was Crush Kerry. However, I gotta take a bit of an issue with where bulldogpundit seems to be going with the bolded parts (the article being from the Charlotte Observer): Harriet Miers testified in a 1990 […]

Nobel Peace Prize: You’re Kidding, Right?

Mohamed ElBaradei and the International Atomic Energy Agency that he heads won the 2005 Nobel Peace Prize Friday for their efforts to stop the spread of nuclear weapons. ElBaradei, a 63-year-old lawyer from Egypt, has headed the U.N. nuclear agency as it grappled with the crisis in Iraq and the ongoing efforts to prevent North […]

Stop the ACLU wackjobs!

For today’s Stop the ACLU blogburst, Jay has picked the topic of assisted suicide, since it is in the Court currently, in the case of Gonzales v Oregon, 04-623. Now, the ACLU is all for assisted suicide. Jay writes: "The ACLU recognizes the right of a patient to euthanasia…"–ACLU Policy Guide of 1986. They have […]

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