Category Archives: Barking Moonbats

International Women’s Day Highlights Women Being Too Weak And Slow To Outrun Trace Gas Necessary For Life

Via Tom Nelson, whose headline was better “Bummer: Women allegedly can’t run fast enough to escape the alleged dangers of carbon dioxide” (Green Fudge)….wait, Green Fudge? It’s probably because I’m writing this in the a.m. for posting later, but, that brings a disturbingly disgusting image to mind…..anyhow ……. While the cumulative effects of rising global […]

“Car” With Temporarily Suspended Assembly Line Named Euroweenie Car Of The Year

Yes, if course we are talking about the uber fashionable and rarely purchased Chevy Meltdown, er, Volt (MSNBC) It’s been a tough year for the Chevrolet Volt, General Motors’ once-celebrated plug-in hybrid. But perhaps it’s about to see its fortunes turn as a jury of Continental motoring journalists declare Volt and its Opel Ampera sibling […]

Liberals Losing Their Collective Minds Over Rush Comments

I really thought Sunday’s post regarding Rush’s apology would be the last (and only) post on the topic, as, really this whole thing is cheap theater designed to deflect from Obama’s horrible record. I’m surprised Team Obama didn’t wait till closer to the actual election to trot the issue out. And, let’s face it, Rush […]

Strange: Ocuppiers More Violent Than White Supremacists

We had a showdown of asshole versus asshole Saturday in Duluth White power — the kind that falls in flakes from the sky — would have done a fine job rendering the Supreme White Alliance irrelevant Saturday before Occupy Duluth handed them just about all they could ask for. For no good reason, Occupy Duluth […]

Hooray, New Film Means Debate Is Over. Again

Can you guess what’s missing from this breathless HuffPo screed? Sometimes people question whether or not Climate Change is real. After viewing the feature documentary, Chasing Ice, I can assure you that the debate is over. On Monday, January 23, 2012 –Chasing Ice, had its world premiere at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival featuring documentary […]

Obama Thinks You’re Stupid: Pushes Algae For Fuel

He does, he really does (Via The Lonely Conservative) (Washington Examiner) President Obama admitted today that he does not have a “silver bullet” solution for skyrocketing gas prices, but he proposed alternative energy sources such as “a plant-like substance, algae” as a way of cutting dependence on oil by 17 percent. “We’re making new investments […]

John Glenn Uses 50th Anniversary Of 1st Space Flight To….Attack Bush

Sad, really (Telegraph) Fifty years after Glenn’s groundbreaking flight on Feb 20, 1962, the former senator said he regrets that ignoble end of the heated space race that captivated the world in the second half of the 20th century. “I regret that that is the way things have developed,” Glenn told a crowd at the […]

Useful Idiots Launch Anti-Iran War Protests

I guess we could term this a pre-protest, since President Bush, er, Obama, isn’t even at the stage of threatening war against Iran (WTVD Raleigh) Rising tensions with Iran spawned anti-war protests in the Triangle. About two dozen protesters gathered outside the federal courthouse in downtown Raleigh Friday. The protesters in Raleigh joined people in […]

Oh Noes: Globull Warming Harms Baby Seals, Makes Them Break Into Homes

Who couldn’t love an animal like this? Isn’t he cute? Don’t you just want to hug him and kiss him and take him home where you can make Seal Flipper Pie or Seal Meat Hash? Well, sucks to be you, because baby harp seals are apparently being killed off by globull warming Climate change spares […]

Why, Yes, Charlotte Did Need A Hazmat Crew After Removing The Occupiers

I’m shocked! (Charlotte Observer) Charlotte-Mecklenburg police returned to the Occupy Charlotte site before daybreak Tuesday, awakening and evicting several protesters who were sleeping on the lawn of the old City Hall overnight. And over to the Charlotte Observer’s blog (kinda sad they are using Blogspot) The Fire Department’s hazardous materials team was called out to […]

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