Category Archives: Barking Moonbats

Nanny NTSB Urges Cellphone Ban In Cars

Remember: “It’s For Your Own Good. We Know What Is Best For You. We Are Your Betters.” (Washington Post) The National Transportation Safety Board recommended Tuesday that all states and the District ban cellphone use behind the wheel, becoming the first federal agency to call for an outright prohibition on telephone conversations while driving. Distracted […]

Economic Idiot: “More Jobs In Jobless Benefits Than Keystone Pipeline”

Obama should stick with talking about how to campaign, something he knows about, and leave the economic talks to people who are more qualified. Like 4th graders (Washington Examiner) President Obama said that he will delay his vacation and keep Congress in session until the passage of his desired payroll tax cut and unemployment benefits […]

Atheists Put Up Crucified Santa Skeleton, Wonder Why People Are Annoyed

You want to be an Atheist? Fine. That’s your choice. You want to put up some sort of seasonal display? OK, Free Speech and all. But, is there any reason for you to be abusive? (MSNBC) The skeleton in a Santa suit didn’t survive for long outside the Loudoun County courthouse lawn, but it generated […]

OWS Brings Butt-Crack To Capital Hill

Apparently, OWS hasn’t heard of those extra long shirts that stops plumber’s crack That’s the cropped version of the photo (by AP) that the Politico is running to accompany their story The Occupy Wall Street movement, joined by members of a range of (Leftist) community and labor groups, are taking their grievances to Capitol Hill […]

Wall Street Occupies Obama White House

If there is one article that the unshowered and squatting in their own filth Occupiers and their supposed supporters should read, it is this one from The Politico Wall Street is disdained in the court of public opinion — detested by the tea party on the right and the Occupy movement on the left. The […]

Bummer: Some LA Occupiers Feel Traumatized, May Seek Therapy

This isn’t quite as fun as the number of liberals who needed therapy for PEST (post election selection trauma) after Bush beat Waffles Kerry in the 2004 election, what with all the ones who couldn’t get out of bed for days, couldn’t work, and/or went to see professional mental health workers who were just as […]

Occupy Hartford Joins The Sexual Assault Crowd

Just like the Tea Party, you know! (Hartford Courant) Police said they had received an anonymous call from South Chapel and Main Street Thursday reporting a sex assault that took place at the Occupy Hartford camp at Broad Street and Farmington Avenue. When the victim was located, she told police she had been inappropriately kissed […]

Occupy DC Releases Their List Of Complaints, Just Like The Declaration Of Independence

Shockingly, they offer no answers We have been captives of corrupt economic and political systems for far too long. The concentration of wealth and the purchase of political power stifle the voices of the increasingly disenfranchised 99 percent. Corporate dominance subverts democracy, intentionally sows division, destroys the environment, obstructs the just and equitable pursuit of […]

As Living In Their Own Filth Fades, Occupy Turns To Specifics

Now that so many liberal mayors in liberal cities have kicked the liberals out of the parks, at least in terms of sleeping overnight in tents, Occupy is supposedly getting specific, according to ABC News For more than two months, they were open-air communes where people came to rebuild society and start a nationwide discussion […]

Gaia Loving Occupiers Leave 30 Tons Of Debris In L.A.

Let’s see: evil Conservative Tea Party members=cleaner than when they got there. Super awesome Earth friendly liberal Occupiers= (LA Times) Sanitation officials said Wednesday that they expect to haul away 30 tons of debris from the Occupy L.A. encampment –- everything from clothing to heaps of garbage to oddball curiosities left behind by the protesters […]

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