Category Archives: Beyond Moonbat

You Too Can Plant A Tree Everytime Trump Lies About ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Good news: we have a case of Trump Derangement Syndrome and ‘climate change.’ Because Leftists apparently can’t know how to plant a tree without having it explained to them by activists Here’s how to plant a tree every time Trump says something dumb about climate change Imagine, for a second, that you had one of […]

Derp: Think Progress Links Shadow Banning And Such With “Net Neutrality”

It’s a big stretch here, guys, but, then, critical thinking is not a feature of those who typically read the material at Think Progress. Simple blind obedience is RNC Chair complains about internet bias on Fox News after Republicans killed net neutrality The chair of the Republican National Committee complained on Friday morning that conservatives […]

If Kavanaugh Is Confirmed, The Constitution Will Change So Fast Your Head Will Spin Or Something

This is the exact reason Perry de Havilland coined the term “barking moonbat” and Michelle Malkin started calling Lefties unhinged, the twisted mind of Ian Millhiser at Think Progress. Even worse, this was found via the frontpage of Yahoo and their news If Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed, the Constitution is going to change so fast […]

Liberals Are Super Psyched To Taunt Trump With Four Baby Trump Balloons

Serious question: should people who act in such a juvenile manner be allowed to vote? Because they’re obviously not mature enough to make serious decisions Four ‘Baby Trumps’ are ready to taunt the President at Bedminster. Will the FAA let them ‘fly’? The massive ‘Baby Trump’ balloon that gained global fame photo-bombing the London skyline […]

New Democrat Hotness: Checks And Balances

Because a phone and pen from 2009-2016 is now old and busted Americans overwhelmingly support checks and balances. That should be the focus of the midterms for Democrats. https://t.co/qkvEp9WeQs — Vox (@voxdotcom) July 22, 2018 From the screed Democrats have a new slogan for the midterms: “For the People.” I hate it. It’s one of […]

News Outlet Which Leads In TDS Decides To Tell Us What TDS Is

I was going to tell you about the #ZeroHour demonstration which went on today with all the kiddies, but, it apparently failed so badly OMG today’s “action” is non-stop hilarity! I noticed their live feed only points at the podium because it sounds like there are about 30 people in the crowd. Thank goodness we’ll […]

Good News: Socialists Bernie Sanders And Alexandra Occasio-Cortez Want To Turn Kansas “Red”

Well, there’s no doubt that the pair are definitely red (or is that green, since they’re super excited to spend other people’s money?), but, wrong context (Daily Caller) Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made an unfortunate slip during a campaign stop with Sen. Bernie Sanders on behalf of Kansas Democratic Congressional candidate Brent Welder Friday. “Hello everybody,” […]

Today In #Resist: Nutters Look To Revoke Liquor License At Trump Hotel

Look, people, we didn’t like Barack Obama being elected either time, but, we accepted it. He won fair and square. Trump won fair and square. Don’t like it? “You don’t like a particular policy or a particular president? Then argue for your position. Go out there and win an election. But Don’t break it.” Most […]

Warmist Is Totally Bummed To Be Raising A Child In A ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Doomed World

The other day we learned that a Warmist was bummed because he was too dumb to turn on the AC and his child apparently had trouble sleeping, because it would be a huge difference between 85F and 85.6F. Then we have this in the NY Times opinion pages by Warmist Roy Scranton Raising My Child […]

NY AG, Governor File Suit Over “Unconstitutional” Tax Cuts

New York Attorney General Barbara Underwood, who replaced disgraced and unhinged NY AG Eric Schneiderman, thinks she on to something, but could be opening a huge can of worms that she might not like, nor will those in NJ, CT, and Md, which are part of the suit (via Twitchy) https://twitter.com/NewYorkStateAG/status/1019220295851229190 From the press release […]

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