Category Archives: Beyond Moonbat

Hot Take: Armed Teachers Will Cause More Black Kids Deaths Or Something

It’s rather difficult to determine whether you’re reading Newsweek or Salon these days, but, one has to wonder why teachers who are mostly leftists hate black kids GIVE TEACHERS GUNS, AND MORE BLACK CHILDREN WILL DIE In response to the growing calls for action to prevent gun violence in our schools, President Trump has proposed arming […]

CNN: Say, Enforcing Immigration Law Is Like Jews Under Hitler

Every day, a new beclowing (Breitbart) CNN published a news article on Wednesday evening that suggested the enforcement of federal immigration law was equivalent to the murder of six million Jews in the Holocaust. The article, by Kyung Lah and Alberto Moya, was presented as news, not opinion. Its central premise was that a Jewish woman was […]

Your Barking Moonbat Moment Of The Day

Just going to leave this sitting here Pull the string on its back and it apologizes to everyone within earshothttps://t.co/k032qX7M7S — Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) March 10, 2018

Victimhood Society: Leslie Jones Goes Unhinged On Pierre McGuire

Apparently, Leslie Jones was mad that McGuire brought up Jones losing to Canada at Sochi (NY Post) Leslie Jones put NBC Sports analyst Pierre McGuire on notice Thursday morning, as the veteran commentator rehashed painful Olympic memories during the USA-Canada women’s hockey gold medal game. On notice! Speaking with Team USA’s Gigi Marvin during the […]

We Can Totally Stop ‘Climate Change’ By Giving Girls Birth Control

Wired’s Robin George Andrews thinks she totally has the solution to fixing this whole (made up) issue TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE, EDUCATE GIRLS AND GIVE THEM BIRTH CONTROL CLIMATE CHANGE IS a ubiquitous hydra, a many-headed beast that affects everyone and everything in some form. Solutions to climate change range from the effective and the […]

CNN: The Gun Violence Debate And Election 2016 Are Totally Similar!

First off, liberals, like those at the failing, click-baity, #resist CNN, just can’t MoveOn from losing the 2016 election fair and square, after having nominated an unpopular, shady, un-charismatic woman who failed to campaign in several states, which meant she was beaten fair and square by a political neophyte who did the things required to […]

Good Grief: Special Snowflakes Ban National Anthem As Raaaaacist

This has happened in California, of course (Washington Times) Student leaders at a high school in the San Francisco Bay Area have decided that the national anthem is racist and outdated and have banned it from school rallies. According to multiple area news outlets, the Associated Student Body at California High School in San Ramon […]

Losing A Coin Toss Mirrors Black Experience Beyond Olympics Or Something

Is there anything more equal than flipping a coin? Perhaps rock paper scissors. Or maybe doing eenie meenie miny moe for a big group. Regardless, some people are still having a hissy fit over Shani Davis losing a coin toss, as we get this wacky screed from Errin Haines Whack at the Chicago Tribune (which […]

Poor Sportsmanship: Shani Davis Blows Off Opening Ceremonies In Snit Fit

The other day, we learned that U.S. Olympic contender Shani Davis pretty much stated that losing a coin toss for the right to lead the U.S. delegation in the Olympics opening ceremonies. What happened during the opening ceremonies? (via Twitchy) Speedskater Shani Davis boycotts the opening ceremony of the winter Olympics over flag bearer controversy. […]

Olympics: Coin Tosses Are Now Raaaaacist

See, what happened here is (AP) Hamlin and Davis were among eight nominees for the flagbearer role, and athletes from each of the eight winter sports federations — bobsled and skeleton, ski and snowboarding, figure skating, curling, biathlon, hockey, speedskating and luge — represented those nominees in a balloting that took place Wednesday night. Eventually, the […]

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