Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Totally Impartial Media Laments Tonight Being The Last TDS Infused Colbert Show

May 21, 2026 – 10:30 am

It’s been so entertaining! Bruce Springsteen appeared on Stephen Colbert’s show tonight and COOKED Trump and his goons “I’m here in support tonight for Stephen, because you are the first guy in America who lost his show because we got a president who can't take a joke…. and because Larry and David… pic.twitter.com/WbAQ1sZfBG — Harry […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 11 Comments

Wackadoodle San Diego Shooter’s Manifesto Is Wackadoodle

May 20, 2026 – 7:00 am

When you give it 24-48 hours before Blamestorming, you might find the reality Shocking manifesto reveals teen shooters’ vile motivations behind San Diego mosque shooting A shocking manifesto filled with racial and ethnic hatred linked to the teen terrorists who killed three people at the Islamic Center of San Diego is being reviewed by law enforcement, The […]

By William Teach 19 Comments

LOL: Minnesota County Charges ICE Agent Over Shooting

May 19, 2026 – 7:00 am

Do they actually think this is going to go anywhere? That they have any power here? Minnesota county charges ICE officer in shooting during immigration crackdown A Minnesota prosecutor on Monday announced charges against an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer in the nonfatal shooting of a Venezuelan man during the Trump administration’s crackdown in Minnesota. […]

By William Teach Also posted in Illegal Immigration 6 Comments

Moonbat Gets A Lesson On “Borders Are Totally Fascist”

April 25, 2026 – 2:00 pm

Champ wasn’t expecting this line of brutal questioning They are the exact thing they accuse you of. pic.twitter.com/pDHtU2dxuW — Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) April 25, 2026

By William Teach Also posted in Illegal Immigration 4 Comments

DOJ Charges Southern Poverty Law Center With Fraud, Money Laundering

April 22, 2026 – 10:30 am

Oh, and then there’s the whole part about funding extremist groups to create raaaaacism and hate DOJ Charges Far-Left SPLC with Fraud, Money Laundering, ‘Manufacturing Racism to Justify Its Existence’ The Department of Justice (DOJ) announced that the far-left Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was charged with fraud and money laundering involving “violent extremist groups.” […]

By William Teach Also posted in Liberal World 32 Comments

TDS Blocked: White House Ballroom Construction Can Continue

April 20, 2026 – 10:30 am

It’s one of the ultimate bits of Trump Derangement Syndrome: The East Wing was already demolished. Why not simply let the new ballroom be built? TDS. So, the loonies sued to stop construction, got friendly judges to cooperate, and basically left a big pile of dirt Court Rules Construction of Trump’s Ballroom Can Proceed The […]

By William Teach Also posted in Donald Trump 10 Comments

Wackadoodle Kamala Tries To Blamestorm On Gas Prices

April 17, 2026 – 7:15 am

This is the same chick who wanted to ban fracking and end fossil fuels, right? Good evening from the Coconut Tree@KamalaHarris Ma’am, (can we call you Ma'am?) we’ll keep this factual and review your actual record, not your reboot. As a U.S. Senator (2017-2021), you were an original cosponsor of the Green New Deal resolution […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Energy, Global Warming 5 Comments

Wacko Democrat To File Articles Of Impeachment Against Pete Hegseth

April 7, 2026 – 5:02 pm

And hit Trump with the 25th, because these people are bat guano insane Democrat whose parents fled Iran moves to oust Hegseth A Democratic congresswoman whose parents fled the regime of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini decades ago announced Monday she would file articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for alleged war crimes amid […]

By William Teach 7 Comments

Unhinged Federal Judge Overturns Old Deportation Order For Convicted Murderer

April 3, 2026 – 7:00 am

I had actually planned to post on another wacko detained by ICE, but, this is even crazier Immigration judge overturns decades-old deportation order against Subu Vedam Taking the stand and fighting for his freedom turned into a victory for Subramanyam Vedam. An immigration judge on Thursday morning granted Vedam’s appeal, allowing him to remain in […]

By William Teach Also posted in Illegal Immigration 13 Comments

Un-Funny Jimmy Kimmel Denigrates Blue Collar Workers With Shot At Markwayne Mullin

March 26, 2026 – 10:30 am

It’s no wonder his ratings stink, even most Democrats do not want to watch this trash light night. They do not even want it on while settling down to fall asleep Jimmy Kimmel’s dig at ‘plumber’ DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin ripped as ‘elite’ by online critics ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel was called out for […]

By William Teach 12 Comments
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