Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Democrats Try To Reclaim “Parents’ Rights” In Education Or Something

June 14, 2023 – 6:45 am

When was the last time Democrats supported parental rights? How many decades ago? How do Democrats regain parental rights as an issue when they keep saying that the government owns the kids? Joe Biden: "They're all our children .. They're not somebody else's children. They're like yours when they're in the classroom." pic.twitter.com/ATNGGO594U — Corey […]

By William Teach Also posted in Wonky Media 16 Comments

Bummer: Gender Confused Fleeing States With “Anti-LGBTQ” Laws

June 12, 2023 – 10:30 am

Anti-LGBTQ? Pretty much all the laws that have been passed are there to protect minors from being groomed, from them being given all sorts of drugs and medical procedures, from being exposed to adult sexuality. Kids cannot go into strip clubs, they should be exposed to drag shows with nudity and such. But, regardless, I […]

By William Teach 22 Comments

Insane: Federal Judge Says It’s Unconstitutional For Florida To Block Kids From Getting Puberty Blockers

June 7, 2023 – 6:45 am

In Florida, one must be at least 16 to get a tattoo, and parental consent must be provided for those that are 16 and 17. One must be 21 to drink. One must be 18 to vote. Those under 18 cannot purchase a vehicle, buy a home, or sign for a cellphone, because one must […]

By William Teach 26 Comments

Looney Tunes Goes Groomer By Pushing Drag

June 3, 2023 – 10:30 am

Looney Tunes is a cartoon brand meant for kids. Yes, they’ve done some drag stuff, meant for laughs, much like Monty Python, Bennie Hill, and many others have done. Looney Tunes is not doing this for laughs Looney Tunes Uses Bugs Bunny to Celebrate Drag Queens for Pride Month: ‘Get Your Drag On’ Looney Tunes […]

By William Teach 35 Comments

Gender Confused In Tennessee Live In Fear From New Law Or Something

May 29, 2023 – 10:30 am

Once again, they’re really telling us what they do in their acts: perform in a sexually adult manner, which is entirely inappropriate for children to witness. Minors cannot go to strip clubs, bars, or adult “bookstores”, and, as we kept seeing in video, the trans performers were no different Tennessee Law Sows Fear Among Drag […]

By William Teach 18 Comments

Guy Who Slowly Drove Into White House Barrier Wanted To Kill Biden, Seize Power

May 24, 2023 – 10:30 am

Hey, listen, I’m am really not a conspiracy theory guy. If you start talking 9/11 Truth, I’m walking away or blocking you. Afghanistan and Iraq were not about stealing the oil. Jews do not control the world. Roswell was not aliens. Some things, though, make you think NEW: Investigators pulled what appears to be a […]

By William Teach 8 Comments

Tampa Pride Cancels Drag Show As It Might Expose Children To Sexually Explicit Material

May 24, 2023 – 7:00 am

Why would they have to cancel the show if all they’re doing is providing some family entertainment? Tampa Pride Festival Canceled After Florida Cuts Off Access to Children The Tampa Pride on the River event has been canceled due to the series of anti-groomer bills passed by the Florida legislature and signed into law by […]

By William Teach 3 Comments

LOL Democrats Trying To Stop Crime: NYC And Minnesota Edition

May 21, 2023 – 7:00 am

Hey, you know how the mayor of New York City plans on dealing with shoplifting? It’s a hoot NYC Mayor Eric Adams just unveiled his new plan to combat skyrocketing retail theft in the city. These are not serious people. https://t.co/ovD5hT7APb pic.twitter.com/WCGai1CRHA — AG (@AGHamilton29) May 20, 2023 That’s the plan. How will they blame […]

By William Teach Also posted in Constitution, Democrats 5 Comments

Bud Light Boycott Now Hitting Other AB Brands

May 10, 2023 – 7:00 am

They have no one to blame but themselves. Do a stupid stunt with a mental nutbag who belongs in a mental hospital, a lunatic who offends women with his mocking of women. Then an advertising head who demeans the core consumers. Then a terrible explanation from AB and their suits Bud Light’s sales drop is […]

By William Teach 9 Comments

Companies Are Fighting Back Against The War On Woke Or Something

May 4, 2023 – 10:30 am

The question rarely asked is “why the need to go Woke?” Why not simply just sell your product/services? It’s Not Just Bud Light. How Companies Are Fighting Back Against the War Over ‘Woke.’ A Bud Light is no longer just something you grab when you feel like a beer. A conservative outcry over Bud’s marketing […]

By William Teach 14 Comments
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