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Apparently, There Are Millions Of Racist Amy Cooper’s In Liberal Cities

May 27, 2020 – 10:30 am

You know the story, right? Of course, both people involved were, let’s generously call them assholes (he threatened her prior to filming) Millions of Amy Coopers They could be your boss or your neighbor or your teacher, if disturbed on the wrong day. Amy Cooper knew exactly what she was doing. This Memorial Day, she […]

By William Teach 1 Comment

Bummer: AOC Booted From Far Left Working Families Party After Too Few Votes

May 13, 2020 – 6:51 am

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was attempting to double dip on the ballot in case she lost her Democratic primary AOC removed from union-backed progressive party ballot line in New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., was booted from the progressive union-backed Working Families Party (WFP) ballot line by a Queens judge, a blow to her potentially competitive Democratic […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 2 Comments

NY Mag Reporter Asks Incredibly Dumb, Incredibly Partisan Question

April 28, 2020 – 6:49 am

He was asked “During these first 100 days,” he asked, “what has surprised you the most about this office? Enchanted you the most from serving in this office? Humbled you the most? And troubled you the most?” “Are you ready to call yourself the ‘comeback kid’?” “You definitely have some impressive accomplishments….And more than a lot of […]

By William Teach Also posted in Bat Soup Virus, Donald Trump, Journalistic Malpractice 16 Comments

New Zealand Decides To Go Full Totalitarian, Only Allows People Outside Their Homes 1 Hour A Day

April 27, 2020 – 6:36 am

Bloomberg News, though, doesn’t see the problem, and actually lauds this move https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1254431277710823425 From the link My son Nick lives in New Zealand, which has done a remarkable job fighting the coronavirus. As of Friday, the nation of 4.8 million people had 1,456 confirmed cases and only 17 deaths. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern’s government is now talking about […]

By William Teach Also posted in Bat Soup Virus 33 Comments

You Can’t Buy Seeds And Paint In Michigan, But, Governor Says Abortion Is Essential

April 17, 2020 – 10:30 am

Apparently, abortion on demand is life sustaining. But, what if it is snowing? The most nonsensical statements made during Covid19 goes to… Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer: Abortion During Coronavirus ‘Is Life Sustaining’ No,not exactly Governor. Abortion happens to be the opposite of life sustaining. Abortion is LIFE ENDING. https://t.co/oujdf1Txu4 — Christina Hagan (@RepHagan) April 17, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 3 Comments

60 Year Old Italian Woman Gets Fined For Walking Her Turtle

April 15, 2020 – 10:30 am

Italian law enforcement must be Very Proud of themselves Italian Woman Fined for Taking Her Turtle for a Walk During Coronavirus Quarantine A 60-year-old woman has been fined for breaking Italy’s lockdown measures—her excuse: she was walking her pet turtle. According to Italian newspaper Il Messaggero, police found the woman outside her home on Monday. When […]

By William Teach Also posted in Current Affairs 5 Comments

Washington Post: Hey, We Need To Release The Violent Offenders From Prison Due To Bat Soup Virus

April 12, 2020 – 8:07 am

These people love their mission creep. They wanted to release prisoners because of bat soup virus, failing to realize that maybe the prisons should just be isolated. Some have released low level prisoners. But now they want violent criminals let go. While at the same time wanting to grab guns Freeing inmates won’t thwart the […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2nd Amendment 15 Comments

Hot Take: NY Times Says Authoritarian Rule Is Just Around The Corner

April 10, 2020 – 7:00 am

Excitable Paul Krugman is Very Concerned. See, he thinks authoritarian rule is coming, but fails to mention all the people arrested, detained, and fined over failing to social distance. Like that guy on the paddleboard who wasn’t near anyone. Or how about the use of ankle monitors in Kentucky? And using Google data to track […]

By William Teach 6 Comments

Crazy Ohio Democrat Says She’ll File Charges For Crimes Against Humanity Against Trump

April 6, 2020 – 10:30 am

You wanted some Defcon 1 Trump Derangement Syndrome? Here you go This is an actual tweet from an actual state rep. https://t.co/E32irnKBHF — Sister Toldjah ???? (@sistertoldjah) April 6, 2020 This was in reply to Go Blue 44 https://twitter.com/1036Go/status/1246973143757004800 Excitable Tavia has almost 50k likes, which is what she was going for. While she actually […]

By William Teach 11 Comments

Super TDS Take: China’s Wet Markets Are Safer Than America’s Supermarkets

April 4, 2020 – 3:30 pm

This is what you get when the U.S. media hates Trump so much that they take China’s side. This is taking the notion of attempting to score points to hatred Hold the outrage. Wet markets are a healthy alternative to supermarkets, @davidfickling writes (via @bopinion) https://t.co/9BoCdjjDqg — Bloomberg Economics (@economics) April 4, 2020 Here we […]

By William Teach 5 Comments
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