Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

You Can’t Buy Seeds And Paint In Michigan, But, Governor Says Abortion Is Essential

April 17, 2020 – 10:30 am

Apparently, abortion on demand is life sustaining. But, what if it is snowing? The most nonsensical statements made during Covid19 goes to… Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer: Abortion During Coronavirus ‘Is Life Sustaining’ No,not exactly Governor. Abortion happens to be the opposite of life sustaining. Abortion is LIFE ENDING. https://t.co/oujdf1Txu4 — Christina Hagan (@RepHagan) April 17, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 3 Comments

60 Year Old Italian Woman Gets Fined For Walking Her Turtle

April 15, 2020 – 10:30 am

Italian law enforcement must be Very Proud of themselves Italian Woman Fined for Taking Her Turtle for a Walk During Coronavirus Quarantine A 60-year-old woman has been fined for breaking Italy’s lockdown measures—her excuse: she was walking her pet turtle. According to Italian newspaper Il Messaggero, police found the woman outside her home on Monday. When […]

By William Teach Also posted in Current Affairs 5 Comments

Washington Post: Hey, We Need To Release The Violent Offenders From Prison Due To Bat Soup Virus

April 12, 2020 – 8:07 am

These people love their mission creep. They wanted to release prisoners because of bat soup virus, failing to realize that maybe the prisons should just be isolated. Some have released low level prisoners. But now they want violent criminals let go. While at the same time wanting to grab guns Freeing inmates won’t thwart the […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2nd Amendment 15 Comments

Hot Take: NY Times Says Authoritarian Rule Is Just Around The Corner

April 10, 2020 – 7:00 am

Excitable Paul Krugman is Very Concerned. See, he thinks authoritarian rule is coming, but fails to mention all the people arrested, detained, and fined over failing to social distance. Like that guy on the paddleboard who wasn’t near anyone. Or how about the use of ankle monitors in Kentucky? And using Google data to track […]

By William Teach 6 Comments

Crazy Ohio Democrat Says She’ll File Charges For Crimes Against Humanity Against Trump

April 6, 2020 – 10:30 am

You wanted some Defcon 1 Trump Derangement Syndrome? Here you go This is an actual tweet from an actual state rep. https://t.co/E32irnKBHF — Sister Toldjah ???? (@sistertoldjah) April 6, 2020 This was in reply to Go Blue 44 https://twitter.com/1036Go/status/1246973143757004800 Excitable Tavia has almost 50k likes, which is what she was going for. While she actually […]

By William Teach 11 Comments

Super TDS Take: China’s Wet Markets Are Safer Than America’s Supermarkets

April 4, 2020 – 3:30 pm

This is what you get when the U.S. media hates Trump so much that they take China’s side. This is taking the notion of attempting to score points to hatred Hold the outrage. Wet markets are a healthy alternative to supermarkets, @davidfickling writes (via @bopinion) https://t.co/9BoCdjjDqg — Bloomberg Economics (@economics) April 4, 2020 Here we […]

By William Teach 5 Comments

NY Times: Why Is The Guy We Accuse Of Being A Dictator Not Action Like A Dictator?

April 3, 2020 – 7:41 am

As we all know, Democrats and their pet Credentialed Media have been accusing Trump of being an authoritarian for years. They can’t say exactly how he’s being one, especially since he tends to do away with rules and regulations rather than enact them. I guess it’s do to him being mean to Dems and the […]

By William Teach Also posted in Donald Trump 35 Comments

Leftist Seem Pretty Upset That Trump’s Approval Ratings Are Surging Despite Him “Being Awful”

March 28, 2020 – 6:50 am

Uber-leftist magazine The Week’s Damon Linker thinks he has the answer. Or is just whining. In fact, I can see him looking like this https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1243549110180941824 with the waving arms and yelling at the computer (or maybe unhinged Haley Stevens) Trump has never been worse — but his approval is surging. Why? My estimation of President […]

By William Teach Also posted in Donald Trump, Liberal World 31 Comments

Coronavirus Is A Fire Drill For The Coming Climate Crisis Doom Or Something

March 27, 2020 – 7:14 am

Look, I’ve surrendered. The linked Chinavirus-climate change articles are just too abundant, plus, they really show how cultish these Warmists are, and these articles aren’t just being published in small papers and blogs and such, but the big players Coronavirus and climate change: The pandemic is a fire drill for our planet’s future We’ve been […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Global Warming 24 Comments

Extinction Rebellion Says There’s No “Going Back To Business As Usual” Or Something

March 21, 2020 – 7:08 am

Even if you believe that the slightly elevated climate is mostly/solely caused by the actions of humanity, you should sit back and think on what the hardcore disciples of the Cult of Climastrology actually want and whether you want to be a part of this, much like many Muslims sit back and say they want […]

By William Teach Also posted in Climate Ghouls, Global Warming 1 Comment
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