Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Police Arrested 70 Hotcoldwetdry Protesters Outside Of Evil Carbon Polluting NY Times Building Or Something

June 23, 2019 – 3:12 pm

Who can blame them? The NY Times building has a huge carbon footprint, and the company itself uses vast amounts of fossil fuels to gather, create, and disseminate their version of the news Police arrest 70 climate change protesters outside New York Times Police arrested 70 environmental protesters outside the New York Times headquarters who […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 13 Comments

Person With Zero Evidence Accuses Trump Of Sexual Assault, Refuses To File Charges

June 22, 2019 – 7:10 am

I think she got her timeline wrong: she was supposed to wait till  the Democratic primaries are over, perhaps till September 2020, in order to hurt Trump at the ballot box Columnist accuses Trump of sexual assault more than two decades ago, an allegation he denies E. Jean Carroll, a New York-based writer and longtime […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 44 Comments

Climate Kids Should Hijack The Impeachment Movement Or Something

June 15, 2019 – 4:45 pm

Because, remember, the ‘climate change’ movement isn’t political, it’s all about science! Green New Deal “Climate Kids” Should Hijack the Impeachment Conversation A wise old political adage says, “When you’re ‘splainin’, you ain’t gainin’.” We need a new, ad hoc version to wake up “climate kid”supporters of an existentially crucial Green New Deal, now sitting […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 19 Comments

Hot Take: Illegal Alien Detention Facilities Are Really Concentration Camps

June 12, 2019 – 7:29 am

Liberals have a fixation on concentration camps. They claimed that the Bush 43 administration would build them. And that Trump would build them for the gender confused. Now, Jonathan M. Katz gives it a whirl in the LA Times Call immigrant detention centers what they really are: concentration camps If you were paying close attention […]

By William Teach Also posted in Illegal Immigration 4 Comments

Top Democrats Considering Censure Instead Of Impeachment

June 4, 2019 – 6:54 am

This is the wimping out version, meant to show that they Did Something rather than taking up the impeachment that a goodly chunk of the Democrat base and more unhinged elected members want which would lead to Trump’s easy re-election Democrats keep censure for Trump on the table House Democrats are eyeing a move to […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 14 Comments

AMC, Home Of Walking Dead Franchise, Considers Pulling Productions Out Of Georgia Over Abortion Law

June 3, 2019 – 10:53 am

I haven’t bothered writing about this whole kerfuffle, but, it’s getting really silly. Do film and TV show networks really want to pick abortion on demand as their hill to die on? Apparently, yes AMC Could Pull Productions from Georgia — Taking ‘The Walking Dead’ Franchise With It AMC is the latest major entertainment company […]

By William Teach 4 Comments

Extinction Rebellion Considers Using Drones To Shut Down Heathrow Airport

June 1, 2019 – 11:29 am

This wouldn’t put too many people’s lives at risk, right? Extinction Rebellion considers using drones to shut London’s Heathrow Airport Climate activists from Extinction Rebellion have drawn up plans to use drones to shut London’s Heathrow Airport this summer in a campaign to stop the construction of a third runway at Europe’s busiest airport, the […]

By William Teach Also posted in Climate Ghouls, Global Warming Comments Off on Extinction Rebellion Considers Using Drones To Shut Down Heathrow Airport

We’ve Created A Civilization Hell Bent On Destroying Itself From Hotcoldwetdry Or Something

May 25, 2019 – 4:16 pm

Remember the day when fringe doomsday nutjobs were pretty much ignored, rather than held up as paragons of virtue? Climate change: ‘We’ve created a civilisation hell bent on destroying itself – I’m terrified’, writes Earth scientist The coffee tasted bad. Acrid and with a sweet, sickly smell. The sort of coffee that results from overfilling […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Global Warming 23 Comments

Chicago School To Spend $53k To Reprint Yearbooks With “White Supremacist” Hand Sign Or Something

May 25, 2019 – 6:58 am

Has no one explained that they are being punked? That it is not a white supremacist sign? That it was a joke that they fell for? That it is something completely different? If so, they didn’t listen High school reprints yearbooks after students seen flashing alleged racist signs A Chicago high school will reprint its […]

By William Teach 2 Comments

Word Salad: AOC Says Growing Cauliflower Is Basically Raaaaacism Or Something

May 21, 2019 – 2:34 pm

This is not from the Babylon Bee Rep. @AOC says "a lot of communities of color get resistant to certain environmentalist movements because they come with the colonial lens on them." She cites an apparent debate over growing cauliflower as an example. https://t.co/UKQctst1bw — Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) May 21, 2019 What’s up with the OK […]

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