Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Say, What Would Jesus Say About ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

December 20, 2018 – 7:00 am

So, yeah, of course it’s that time of the year where the Cult of Climastrology attempts to link their insane anti-science beliefs to all things Christmas, and there is nothing more Christmas than Jesus. UK Guardian writer Megan Mayhew makes a big, big admission about ‘climate change’, though What would Jesus do? Talking with evangelicals […]

By William Teach Also posted in Christmas, Global Warming 24 Comments

Deranged Warmist Names New Creature After Trump

December 19, 2018 – 12:17 pm

Remember, though, that politics has nothing to do with science Blind creature that buries head in sand named after Donald Trump A newly discovered blind and burrowing amphibian is to be officially named Dermophis donaldtrumpi, in recognition of the US president’s climate change denial. The name was chosen by the boss of EnviroBuild, a sustainable building materials company, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming 3 Comments

NY Times: Russia Trolls Helped Elect Donald Trump Or Something

December 18, 2018 – 8:09 am

The NY Times’ Michelle Goldberg thinks she’s on to something. But, it forgets a central point: this provides zero proof of collusion Yes, Russian Trolls Helped Elect Trump This year, researchers at Ohio State University tried to measure the impact that fake news had on the 2016 election. They based their analysis on a postelection survey in […]

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Miss Universe Was Possibly The Most Woke Ever!

December 17, 2018 – 10:30 am

You know, the show you no longer bother with because it no longer makes any sense 50 Shades of Gray: Was this really the most woke Miss Universe Pageant? It was designed as a post-#MeToo pageant, from its all-inclusiveness to its message of body positivity—delivered by plus-size model, and one of the three pageant hosts, […]

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NY Times: Say, Would Human Extinction Be Such A Bad Thing Or Something

December 17, 2018 – 8:06 am

Why, yes, this is all about ‘climate change’ and extreme environmentalism. Consider that this is being discussed via the very modern trappings that they want to wipe us out over. This opinion piece is by Todd May, a professor of philosophy at Clemson University and a philosophical adviser for the television show, “The Good Place” […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 7 Comments

Who’s Up For The Reindeer Monologues?

December 7, 2018 – 10:25 am

If you saw the last two words and thought “Vagina Monologues”, you’d be pretty close. I’d ask them to do the Mohammed Monologues, but, even these religion haters know better than to say something which will get them credible death threats Review: ‘Reindeer Monologues’ uses Christmas to create provocative critique “The Eight: Reindeer Monologues,” which […]

By William Teach Also posted in Christmas, Holidays 2 Comments

Principal Suspended For Banning Most Things Christmas

December 6, 2018 – 3:39 pm

The diversity, tolerance, inclusivity, and multiculturalism crowd sure isn’t very tolerant or inclusive when it comes to certain things (KETV) The principal of Manchester Elementary in Elkhorn is on administrative leave after sending a directive to staff to ban certain religious Christmas decorations in the classrooms. District spokesperson Kara Perchal said Jennifer Sinclair is a […]

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This Will Totally Convince You To Pay A Carbon Tax

December 5, 2018 – 6:36 pm

RT if you’re this extra about saving our planet (we only have one ????). Video by Pattie Gonia (Instagram). @LanceBass pic.twitter.com/c7aSgKwXjY — Enviro. Media Assoc. (@green4EMA) December 5, 2018 What in the ever living f*** did I just watch? — William Teach2 ??????? #refuseresist (@WTeach2) December 5, 2018 Ready to pay that tax and give […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming 11 Comments

Never Go Full Slate: Lunatic Takes Shots At Bush 41’s Service Dog

December 4, 2018 – 6:44 am

It must take a lot of energy to be this Angry and Deranged. Remember this cute and touching picture from 2 days ago Mission complete. #Remembering41 pic.twitter.com/rXdyXAS4lk — Jim McGrath (@jgm41) December 3, 2018 Remember when Slate was reliably right leaning, but then decided to take on the role of the collapsing Salon? (Daily Caller) […]

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Unhinged Leftists Notice Problems With Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer

November 29, 2018 – 3:09 pm

Remember the days when most of the stupid thoughts you had in your head stayed in there? Things that were so dumb that you didn’t want to tell your significant other, your kids, or your friends? Heck, even your bartender would give you that Look. This is slightly better than when they said that the […]

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