February 18, 2011 – 9:00 am
Those evil Girl Scouts are facing dissension in the ranks over the long term plans of Big Girl Scouts to kill all the orangutans and bury the world in globull warming created snow! Are Girl Scout cookies killing orangutans? It’s Girl Scout cookie season, but Michigan scouts Rhiannon Tomtishen and Madison Vorva are finding other […]
February 13, 2011 – 2:55 pm
Yes, there use to be content her before WordPress Mobile fucking lost it. Try and fix later. Sigh Ok, here we go. Not going to rebuild the whole thing (sigh), but, here’s the gist of it, via Steven Goddard, we see loonacy at AOL, er, The Huffington Post How can you make a green form […]
February 11, 2011 – 4:41 pm
Grist GINK Lisa Hymas is beating her typical “population is bad for the environment and globull warming” meme yet again Deficit-peacock Republicans in the House don’t want to make any cuts at all to the budgets of the Pentagon or the Department of Homeland Security, but they’re delighted to completely eliminate funding for a family-planning […]
February 8, 2011 – 2:46 pm
Some afternoon humor. Put this more in the category of “silly environmentalists”, rather than “barking moonbats”: They’re just trying to be Earth friendly, nothing wrong with that, but, they do really get a bit wacky: Ask Umbra’s 5 surprising things to make you a lover like no other 2. Protect your sweet thang’s thang: Go […]
February 7, 2011 – 9:00 am
Remember around 15 years ago, when the alarmists were still somewhat rational, and they came up with the brilliant plan to “spread awareness”, rather than actually taking action in their own lives? And, if Something Wasn’t Done, winters would be a thing of the past and we would all burn? Flash forward to today, and, […]
February 1, 2011 – 4:15 pm
Yet another case to add to the file which shows that a good chunk of the environmental and globull warming movements are about something other, namely, control of your lives. After some strange quote from Jonathan Swift about cooking children, due to the famines during the 18th and 19th centuries….wait, weren’t they caused by a […]
January 29, 2011 – 9:30 am
Because there’s nothing better for Gaia than sewing your own sexy lingerie Alabama Chanin offers a sexy and sustainable alternative to your standard nylon negligee and polyester panties for Valentine’s Day: a DIY organic cotton corset and bloomer set, entirely made in the USA. Hmmmm Wow, that’s ultra sexy……well, not really, but, your loved one […]
January 28, 2011 – 9:15 am
I know you’re excited. It’s Friday, and you are just dying to head out this weekend and meet some green-hotties who will yap your ear off about sustainability, recycling, an ice free Arctic in a hundred years, how you can reduce your carbon footprint (so she can continue driving her Hummer H3), and other romantic […]
January 24, 2011 – 11:54 am
One of Ask Umbra’s readers is concerned about the OB non-applicator tampons disappearing from shelves. The response is a bloody mess I’m so glad you wrote, Liza. Happy to be your guide to a more sustainable red tide. Some are calling it a Tampocalypse. But seriously, let’s not get overly alarmed. Sometimes disappearing tampons happen […]
January 22, 2011 – 8:34 am
That’s what The Politico is wondering, saying that the Alarmist-(who keeps his thermostat really high, drives in massive gas guzzlers, and takes many unnecessary fossil fueled airplane trips)-In-Chief is being pressured to do just that In two previous big speeches on Capitol Hill, President Barack Obama planted global warming and energy near the top of […]
