Category Archives: Enviroweenies

George Monbiot: “Eco-Terrorism? What Eco-Terrorism?”

Because I knew you needed some more from the unhinged: Eco-terrorism: the non-existent threat we spend millions policing This is what the head of a police unit set up to monitor domestic extremism said in 2009: “I’ve never said – and we don’t see – that any environmentalist is going to or has committed any […]

New Warmist Talking Point: We Must All Adapt To Climate Change

More and more lately, the climate alarmists have been beating the drum about the need to adapt to globull warming/climate change/catastrophic climate readjustment/whatever they are calling it right now. They may be insane, but, doesn’t mean they are stupid. Think Hannibal Lecter  (yeah, I know he is a fictional character, but, then, globull warming is […]

Alarmists: We Love Solar So Much We’ll Sue To Stop It!

I’ve written time and time again that the Warmists/enviro-weenies talk a good game about “alternative energy sources,” and love it in theory, yet, when push comes to actually building it, they say “Nyet”, in this case, the Ivanpah project A U.S. conservation group has sued the federal government over its approval of a major solar […]

Good News! There’s Finally A Guide On How To Date A Vegan

I’m so excited. This is something we have all been dying for! Welcome to TreeShagger, our new column on green dating. If you’ve got dating issues you want us to address in future columns, drop us a line. Um, TreeShagger? Seriously? You’re having sex with trees? No one knows what tempeh is. Seriously. Except for […]

It’s MLK, Jr. Day. Obviously, It’s All About Enviro-Wacko Gardens

Again, there is nothing wrong with environmentalism, and being environmentally conscious. Yet, have you ever noticed that so many of the self-proclaimed environmental champions always take it about 5 steps too far, and drift into La La Land? Case in point: Reflections on community gardens and the legacy of MLK Note: This is a version […]

Rare Bird Sightings Caused By….You Guessed It, Climate Change

It can’t have anything to do with “nature doing goofy things to delight us,” right? The nearly 200 birders who participate in Portland’s count treat it as a treasure hunt. Armed with binoculars and scratch pads, groups swarm the Portland area, each assigned to a specific location. They hope to create an accurate log of […]

Novel, And Delicious, Idea To Lionfish Invasion

Darwin must be rolling in his grave, seeing so called Evolutionists/environmentalists doing this Florida marine conservationists have come up with a simple recipe for fighting the invading lionfish that is gobbling up local reef life — eat them. The Key Largo-based REEF conservation organization has just released “The Lionfish Cookbook,” a collection of 45 recipes […]

Are You Ready To Green Your New Year’s Party?

Hey, don’t make that face at me! Don’t shoot me the finger or a razzzzzzzzzberry. I’m just the messenger Are you planning a New Year’s Eve shindig this year? Between food, decor, and transportation, New Year’s parties can add up to a lot of waste, but they don’t have to! With just a bit of […]

Newest Fad, Reducing Light Pollution, Gains Steam

We’ll start off with the question, is light actually “pollution”? Or is simply a result of living a modern lifestyle, so that people can go out after dark, instead of huddling and hiding in shacks against the predators of the night? Anyhow, once again, a good, sensible idea is taken to Stupid The push to […]

Alarmists Work Hard To Annoy Penguins For Climate Hysteria

Seriously, what did these little bastards do to be put in time-out? I do find it hilarious that all these eco-kook climate alarmists, who say we should treat Mother Nature with respect and deference, are constantly annoying the animals on their home turf Though the Adelie penguin is numerous—with more than five million individuals stretched […]

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