January 24, 2011 – 11:54 am
One of Ask Umbra’s readers is concerned about the OB non-applicator tampons disappearing from shelves. The response is a bloody mess I’m so glad you wrote, Liza. Happy to be your guide to a more sustainable red tide. Some are calling it a Tampocalypse. But seriously, let’s not get overly alarmed. Sometimes disappearing tampons happen […]
January 22, 2011 – 8:34 am
That’s what The Politico is wondering, saying that the Alarmist-(who keeps his thermostat really high, drives in massive gas guzzlers, and takes many unnecessary fossil fueled airplane trips)-In-Chief is being pressured to do just that In two previous big speeches on Capitol Hill, President Barack Obama planted global warming and energy near the top of […]
January 20, 2011 – 12:00 pm
Because I knew you needed some more from the unhinged: Eco-terrorism: the non-existent threat we spend millions policing This is what the head of a police unit set up to monitor domestic extremism said in 2009: “I’ve never said – and we don’t see – that any environmentalist is going to or has committed any […]
January 19, 2011 – 9:00 am
More and more lately, the climate alarmists have been beating the drum about the need to adapt to globull warming/climate change/catastrophic climate readjustment/whatever they are calling it right now. They may be insane, but, doesn’t mean they are stupid. Think Hannibal Lecter (yeah, I know he is a fictional character, but, then, globull warming is […]
January 18, 2011 – 7:56 pm
I’ve written time and time again that the Warmists/enviro-weenies talk a good game about “alternative energy sources,” and love it in theory, yet, when push comes to actually building it, they say “Nyet”, in this case, the Ivanpah project A U.S. conservation group has sued the federal government over its approval of a major solar […]
January 18, 2011 – 9:00 am
I’m so excited. This is something we have all been dying for! Welcome to TreeShagger, our new column on green dating. If you’ve got dating issues you want us to address in future columns, drop us a line. Um, TreeShagger? Seriously? You’re having sex with trees? No one knows what tempeh is. Seriously. Except for […]
January 17, 2011 – 9:47 am
Again, there is nothing wrong with environmentalism, and being environmentally conscious. Yet, have you ever noticed that so many of the self-proclaimed environmental champions always take it about 5 steps too far, and drift into La La Land? Case in point: Reflections on community gardens and the legacy of MLK Note: This is a version […]
January 3, 2011 – 12:32 pm
It can’t have anything to do with “nature doing goofy things to delight us,” right? The nearly 200 birders who participate in Portland’s count treat it as a treasure hunt. Armed with binoculars and scratch pads, groups swarm the Portland area, each assigned to a specific location. They hope to create an accurate log of […]
December 30, 2010 – 6:24 pm
Darwin must be rolling in his grave, seeing so called Evolutionists/environmentalists doing this Florida marine conservationists have come up with a simple recipe for fighting the invading lionfish that is gobbling up local reef life — eat them. The Key Largo-based REEF conservation organization has just released “The Lionfish Cookbook,” a collection of 45 recipes […]
December 30, 2010 – 11:26 am
Hey, don’t make that face at me! Don’t shoot me the finger or a razzzzzzzzzberry. I’m just the messenger Are you planning a New Year’s Eve shindig this year? Between food, decor, and transportation, New Year’s parties can add up to a lot of waste, but they don’t have to! With just a bit of […]
