Category Archives: Enviroweenies

AGW Today: Rent Clothes To Save The World!

If belief in man caused global warming is a religion, it is a really silly one. I suspect that if Monty Python were still doing skits, they would have a tough time attempting to make a joke out of the global warming more than the Disciples Of Gore already do Large wardrobes of seldom-used clothes […]

Newest AGW Scare: It Can Burn Your Brain And Blood System And Make You Believe In Halloween

If it’s Tuesday, it must be time for the next AGW scaremongering Dr Francis Yeboah, Head of Molecular Medicine at the Komfo Anokye Teaching Hospital (KATH), on Tuesday said too much heat could affect how the brain worked and could also increase the risk of cardiovascular or heart diseases. He explained that even though the […]

Here We Go Again: Arctic Ice To Disappear Again

Only this time, after FAIL tags for the previous predictions by different groups of the Arctic being completely ice free with a year or a few years during the summer, now… New data released Thursday suggests that the Arctic Ocean will be “largely ice free” during summer within a decade. Run for the hills, the […]

Eco-Loons Tend To Be Thieves And Liars

At first blush, this may seem a little shocking, but, considering the lies, exaggerations, and attempts to steal money from Peter to pay Paul destroy economies, not so much Psychologists in Canada have revealed new research suggesting that people who become eco-conscious “green consumers” are “more likely to steal and lie” than others. The new study […]

AGW Today: Washington Post Trumpets A New Report!

Tell us all about it, Juliet Eilperin! New Report Details Costs of Cutting Greenhouse Gas Emissions With enough technological advances, the world could get to a dramatically lower level of greenhouse gas emissions at a cost of between one and three percent of global GDP per year, according to a report issued Tuesday by a […]

National Science Foundation More Like National P0rn Foundation

Hey, maybe this is why we get so many rediculous and idiotic climate alarmist reports Employee misconduct investigations, often involving workers accessing pornography from their government computers, grew sixfold last year inside the taxpayer-funded foundation that doles out billions of dollars of scientific research grants, according to budget documents and other records obtained by The […]

Envirowackos Have An Issue With Your Delicate Posterior

If they have their way, afternoons of watching football with beer and hot wings will end There is a battle for America’s behinds. It is a fight over toilet paper: the kind that is blanket-fluffy and getting fluffier so fast that manufacturers are running out of synonyms for “soft” (Quilted Northern Ultra Plush is the […]

Climate Pr0n Today: UFO’s, Freeman, Not Sure

It’s just that kind of a prOn Tuesday. Climate Resistance has a big article up about the tipping point for the climate porn industry, starting with the silliness pushed by Indendent regarding open sea passages in the Artic. Meanwhile, UFO Prophet Warns of Devastating Events in 2012 Recently published information by a Swiss man foretells […]

All You Fatties Are A National Security Risk

Lunatics of all stripes Health care experts, including two former U.S. Surgeons General, said on Wednesday said that obesity has reached epidemic proportions and is a threat to security in the United States and abroad. “Obesity is not just a health issue,” said Richard Carmona, who served as surgeon general in the George W. Bush […]

Sierra Club Pitches Hissy Fit At US Chamber Of Commerce Over Climate Trial

The Chamber has the Sierra Club running like the little Nancy girls all liberals are with their Climate Trial idea. The Sierra Club now has a petition calling for companies to resign their memberships in the Chamber if they do not drop the idea. This is the letter that will be sent (well, email, probably) to […]

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